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Two-twenty
10-29-2006, 12:51 AM
For those who know, one of the things that I'm pretty infamous on these forums for (apart from having absolutly no shame), is that several years ago, at a party while completely drunk, I strapped a ping-pong paddle under my belt and used it to play table tennis, and thus invented Ping Pr0n. Then I was stupid enough to put the photos of it on the internet. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Twotwenty/downs.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Twotwenty/downs.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Twotwenty/downs.gif

Now, after last nights piss-up of titanic proportions, it returns, this time with video footage.

Firstly, just so you know why I'm dressed so oddly (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Twotwenty/IMGP0167.jpg) and why I've drawn a fake moustache on myself (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Twotwenty/IMGP0169.jpg), it's because the party's theme was Communism and I was Che Guevara.

Anyways, onto the videos (most of them are only a few seconds long):

Me getting back into the swing on it (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Twotwenty/?action=view&current=MVI_5461.flv)
My friend Cameron dominates at this game (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Twotwenty/?action=view&current=MVI_5467.flv)
OUT! (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Twotwenty/?action=view&current=MVI_5458.flv)
An excellent rally (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Twotwenty/?action=view&current=MVI_5499.flv)
"Look at this! It's majestic! (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Twotwenty/?action=view&current=MVI_5502.flv)
Another good rally, and for some reason me and my friend Verty are disscussing our personal Ping Pr0n theme songs (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Twotwenty/?action=view&current=MVI_5516.flv)

This is the greatest game in human history. I highly recommend you play it.
Dennis
10-29-2006, 01:11 AM
I thought ping-pr0n would disappear but, alas it hasn't and it makes me glad...of it's utter hilarity and ridiculous nature. Good going 220
Kuragari
10-29-2006, 06:22 AM
LOL, that's awesome. :D

I wish I had a ping pong table. :(
Javer
10-29-2006, 08:58 AM
And now I know why this smiley was invented.

:respect:
soundchazer
10-29-2006, 09:05 AM
This thread is made of gold and win!

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Moe
10-29-2006, 10:42 AM
nice 220 theres some ownage going on over by you thats all i got to say!
loner
10-29-2006, 01:55 PM
220 = God.
Mana
10-30-2006, 06:40 AM
Wow... the awesomeness of those movies has stunned me beyond words. 220 so needs to come to my parties :>
Roark
10-30-2006, 08:12 AM
Wow... the awesomeness of those movies has stunned me beyond words. 220 so needs to come to my parties :>
We have parties now? So that's where all our booze went...
Mana
10-30-2006, 08:56 AM
Well.... we could have parties....
Shadowmage
10-30-2006, 02:14 PM
Please excuse me as I roll around the floor in fits of laughter.
Risen Hell Fire
10-30-2006, 02:24 PM
Wow I thought it would've been tough doing Ping Pron, but you do it so well, I smell a new sport coming.
AqueousMessage
10-30-2006, 03:51 PM
LOL, that's awesome. :D

I wish I had a ping pong table. :(

I do, and I plan to create a Ping Pr0n UNH Chapter. x3
The Geomancer
10-31-2006, 01:04 AM
10 years later we see 220 as the 3-time olympic ping pr0n champion

....after which Annie May shoots you with the BAN cannon (thanks RHF for the tip on that)
Kain
10-31-2006, 07:29 AM
You have deviated from the path of fail. Welcome to win.
sakura_blossom
10-31-2006, 05:09 PM
You are completely awesome Two-twenty! <3 Ping Pr0n
Major Tom
10-31-2006, 06:41 PM
Crazy Queenslanders.......

..........MT wishes he'd stayed a banana bender.......
ShinoMatrix
10-31-2006, 11:45 PM
There are white stains all over my ping pong table.
loner
11-01-2006, 03:41 PM
Shino, you evil evil person.
ShinoMatrix
11-01-2006, 04:19 PM
Hey, it's just... paint, cos like, my brother used it at one point to, umm, paint stuff.
Linuts
11-03-2006, 10:05 PM
I can so see this as the next national sport of Australia :D.

Godly! 2-20! Godly!
zarahf
11-04-2006, 04:08 PM
Gowd...You Rule!
annie14892
11-04-2006, 06:00 PM
You sir,are a brave man and I applaud you for that.
Miaka Lee
11-04-2006, 10:30 PM
You and your friends are some smexy players. But why must you tease? X3

Ping Pr0n, ftw!
Le Bread
11-04-2006, 11:40 PM
I still very fondly remember that almost hour long discussion we had on IRC nearly a year ago about the terminology and rules of Ping Pr0n. Good times. Very good times indeed.
Two-twenty
11-05-2006, 04:13 AM
I still very fondly remember that almost hour long discussion we had on IRC nearly a year ago about the terminology and rules of Ping Pr0n. Good times. Very good times indeed.
I should compile it into a set sheet of guidelines because such important and difficult concepts as "A blow job", "A hand job", "Losing your wood" and "Busting a nut" warrent an in-depth explanation.
Smitty
11-05-2006, 12:05 PM
Yeah, so I came back to lurk and say hi to a couple people - I miss you guys! And I'm so glad I came back to see this. There's a party in my bedroom...2-20's invited.
AqueousMessage
11-05-2006, 05:34 PM
OK, so my roommates and I tried it out and I must say that it is quite a time. We only got a few good rallies in but it something that must be experienced by all.

Nothing makes you feel more like a man than pelvic thrusting a ball across a net. x3
Milkymagic
11-05-2006, 06:31 PM
When's ESPN getting in on this?

Oh, and make everyone who ever plays Ping Pr0n dress exactly like you did, along with the fake mustache!
loner
11-05-2006, 09:17 PM
I'd watch this over the Spelling Bees.
fugupinkeye
11-05-2006, 09:34 PM
Pure genius, and funnier every time.

...and they say the good old days are past. Bah!
The Geomancer
11-05-2006, 11:10 PM
Luggles = win
220 = GOD!!!!!
Javer
11-05-2006, 11:35 PM
Dear diary,

I wish I were as smart and popular as Two-Twenty! Everybody likes him, and I bet all the girls want him to ask them to the dance. How can I be as popular as him?

HEY I KNOW!

I'll strap a glove to my crotch and revolutionize Little League forever!
Milkymagic
11-06-2006, 05:11 AM
Dear diary,

I wish I were as smart and popular as Two-Twenty! Everybody likes him, and I bet all the girls want him to ask them to the dance. How can I be as popular as him?

HEY I KNOW!

I'll strap a glove to my crotch and revolutionize Little League forever!

On that note, I'll get a tennis racket.

Or a boxing glove! XD
annie14892
11-06-2006, 03:42 PM
Are women allowed to play the sport?If so hopefully I'll be the first woman to play. =] Yay!!Finally I'll make history.
ShinoMatrix
11-11-2006, 06:31 AM
So it was that we had sort of graduation celebration/dad's birthday this weekend. To exagerate the story to be something more than it probably was I tell you now that along the night we had a few tussles with a glow-in-the-dark condom, some weird mixing of midori, beer and vodka, a makeshift thigh master, fairy lights and finally the ping pong table.

And yes, of course there was no way we weren't going to try this Queenslander's invention. Two-twenty, I proudly declare that ping pr0n has spread to Victoria.

My little introduction with an Indian power screaming (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v492/ShinoMatrix/?action=view&current=ep1.flv)
Early stages (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v492/ShinoMatrix/?action=view&current=ep2.flv)
Getting the hang of it (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v492/ShinoMatrix/?action=view&current=ep3.flv)

Unfortunately the little 32MB SD card of my camera ran out of space pretty quickly and so we weren't able to capture how far we improved. I gotta say, with a little more practice, we might just give you a run for your money soon enough :icon_danc
Two-twenty
11-13-2006, 04:39 AM
Are women allowed to play the sport?If so hopefully I'll be the first woman to play. =] Yay!!Finally I'll make history.
Of course! It's encouraged! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Twotwenty/quagmire.gif

However, you wouldn't be the first. There were a couple of womangs giving it a go at that party.

So it was that we had sort of graduation celebration/dad's birthday this weekend. To exagerate the story to be something more than it probably was I tell you now that along the night we had a few tussles with a glow-in-the-dark condom, some weird mixing of midori, beer and vodka, a makeshift thigh master, fairy lights and finally the ping pong table.

And yes, of course there was no way we weren't going to try this Queenslander's invention. Two-twenty, I proudly declare that ping pr0n has spread to Victoria.

My little introduction with an Indian power screaming (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v492/ShinoMatrix/?action=view&current=ep1.flv)
Early stages (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v492/ShinoMatrix/?action=view&current=ep2.flv)
Getting the hang of it (http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v492/ShinoMatrix/?action=view&current=ep3.flv)

Unfortunately the little 32MB SD card of my camera ran out of space pretty quickly and so we weren't able to capture how far we improved. I gotta say, with a little more practice, we might just give you a run for your money soon enough
YES! Shino, you and your buddies put the "rad" in http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Twotwenty/kickinrad.gif. I love the comment "Surely it's origins are Queensland" XD.
I have a new purpose to come to Victoria now. We must have an inter-state contest. :yes:

A little tip on serving the ball. Don't bother trying to rebound it of your own crotch because, as I'm sure you've experienced, makes it really hard to "get it up". Because the ultimate aim of this game is to simply get a rally going, just serve it using your hand. It's much, much less effort.

As it seems, the Crotch Tennis revolution is begining to take hold, as such I feel I must share some more secrets of it's chilling game play. It's governed mainly by house rules and there is no real points system (feel free to make one up) but, when playing, one must always utilize as much innuendo as humanly possible, whether it be through lingo or actual technique. For instance, me and my friends came up with the following:

A blow job

Should the ball come to a complete stop on the table, a player is allowed to blow the ball towards the edge of the table in the hope paddling it back into play.

Losing your wood

This is the phrase said when a player's paddle falls away from their crotch. If you are playing with a points system, it can be penalized, however, it's usually just laughed at.

Busting a nut

This phrase is said when a player aims to paddle the ball but misses and ends up paddling the edge of the table. Like "losing your wood" it can be penalized if a points system is being used, but again, it's usually jus laughed at.

Busting your nuts

Similar to "Busting a nut" except in this case the ball gets slammed between the paddle and table. It's much harder to do but infinitely funnier. As this usually results in damage to the ball, it is met with laughter first, then ridicule.

A hand job

This technique basically involves using your hand to help the ball over the net. Because of the low difficulty required to execute, overuse will result in riicule. It's main purpose it to save long rallies from ending.

I swear there were at least half a dozen more, but I was too drunk and I can't remember them. I'll ask some of my friends if they remember. If you come up with more, post them and let us know. Otherwise, Happy Paddling! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Twotwenty/sax.gif