Most disgusting thing you've ever seen/ate/whatever...

[mamimi_kawaii]

Just what the title says. Whats the most disgusting thing you've ever encountered? I'll tell you now, mine is pretty gross XD

I was on a little river-rafting trip with my dad/uncle/aunt/dad's friend and the dog, Daisy. We were coming around a blind curve in the river, and suddenly my dad says to me, "Lauren, cover your eyes!" Naturally, my curiosity kicked in, ad instead of closing my eyes, I turned to see what it was. Next thing I know we're drifting far-too-slowly past a little group of NUDISTS. They were all old guys. Like... reeeeally old guys. Wearing nothing but socks and sandals. Ewww OMG I was so freaked out I'm like, "Oh... Oh! Oh my god... H- hi..." *waves embarrassedly*. And then I'm like, "Dad, go faster! Faster!"

>_> Talk about an eventful trip.

Now tell me what foul things you people have come across. Maybe it will help wipe away that aweful memory...

[ash_chan]

Hmm.
It was disgusting when I got hit on by some old guy at the library.
Who, after our little chat, sat at the computer next to me and rubbed his legs together while watching porn.
And the librarians wouldn't do anything about it.
Ewww.

That's what I got for living in Clearlake.

...Most "disgusting" thing I ever ate wasn't disgusting to me, but to everyone else. In elementary school, when it was pizza day, we got the same thing: Pizza, pudding, pineapple, and salad. I'd put the pudding, salad and pineapple on the pizza and ate it. I still think it was one of the most delicious things I've every had.

[mamimi_kawaii]

haha sweet. We both have crazy appetites. One time I put every imaginable lunch item that would fit into my chocolate milk and drank it. There was ketchup, candy, food.... it was sick. But it tasted pretty good. XD

[Grasshopper]

Lettuce.

[mamimi_kawaii]

lettuce what?

[ash_chan]

lettuce what?


I think he means just lettuce is disgusting to him.

[Grasshopper]

Jeez, my sense of humor must be lacking these days.

[mamimi_kawaii]

no, it was funny, i just wanted to know more about this lettuce infarction you have lol.

[Javer]

Three-way toss-up: Hai2u, Lemonparty and Goatse.

Now, see, a sane person would have stopped going online after any two of those.

[mamimi_kawaii]

ooh. sounds inetersting. tell us more.

[ash_chan]

Three-way toss-up: Hai2u, Lemonparty and Goatse.

Now, see, a sane person would have stopped going online after any two of those.



No, you horrible person.
Why did you have to being those up.
Whyyyyyyyy?!

D:

[Tyrdium]

Three-way toss-up: Hai2u, Lemonparty and Goatse.You forgot Tubgirl.

[ash_chan]

You forgot Tubgirl.

You read my mind. D:

[Major Tom]

Most digusting thing I have ever eaten?

Oysters.

[Phate]

Three-way toss-up: Hai2u, Lemonparty and Goatse.
You forgot Tubgirl.
You haven't seen Maryloo, have you?

Or the pain series?

Moid.org by chance?

You're missing out. By which I mean, find them and feel my pain.

[soundchazer]

Toasted crickets with sauce. Lamb brains. YUM!

[Niner]

I used to live in the Philippines when I was but a wee tot. At the tender age of five, my aunts took me on a trip to visit some distant relations who lived in the more rural parts of the country. So rural that they lacked indoor plumbing. So when I felt the need to relieve myself, I was pointed to the outhouse in the backyard. It was basically a shack built over a pit in the ground with a toilet seat fashioned out of wood. I move to put myself on top of it to do my business. Unfortunately for me, my five-year-old ass was not quite wide enough to cover the width of the seat and I promptly fell in.

The sights, smells and tastes I encountered down there were, for the lack of a better term, exquisite. I'll leave your imaginations to the rest.

[mamimi_kawaii]

OH. MY. GOSH. That is the most disgustingly funny thing I have ever heard. I must remember this next time I have to use an outhouse.

[ash_chan]

OH. MY. GOSH. That is the most disgustingly funny thing I have ever heard. I must remember this next time I have to use an outhouse.

I doubt your butt is small enough to fall through now. Keep in mind: he was five. Bit of a size difference.

[Ninja Realist]

Skizz tastes pretty gross I think. It's like fermented sweat.

[Javer]

I used to live in the Philippines when I was but a wee tot. At the tender age of five, my aunts took me on a trip to visit some distant relations who lived in the more rural parts of the country. So rural that they lacked indoor plumbing. So when I felt the need to relieve myself, I was pointed to the outhouse in the backyard. It was basically a shack built over a pit in the ground with a toilet seat fashioned out of wood. I move to put myself on top of it to do my business. Unfortunately for me, my five-year-old ass was not quite wide enough to cover the width of the seat and I promptly fell in.

The sights, smells and tastes I encountered down there were, for the lack of a better term, exquisite. I'll leave your imaginations to the rest.

That explains so much.

Anyway, for some reason T-girl didn't really freak me out. I mean, it was gross, but that was just orange juice. (That sounds hilariously random taken out of context.) And I've seen a little of Moid, whatever Lieg so generously provided. Or whoever it was.

[Manga_Creator]

A GRASSHOPERS HEAD

"CRUNCH"


Andy

[Raziel]

Toasted crickets with sauce. Lamb brains. YUM!

Yum indeed, I don't see how those things can be disgusting.

As for me, maybe it was this "documentary" titled 'Trauma', which is of the same type of documentaries such as 'Faces of Death' so you can get an idea; I didn't have the balls to watch all of it, I guess I'm still too weak of stomach.

[Blue Audio]

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You can't top that.

[madpierrot]

Softened chicken bone is probably the oddest.

[ash_chan]

Softened chicken bone is probably the oddest.


That sounds so...wrong.
But I'm sure to someone out there, it's good.
I guess.

o.<

[NausicaaBoy]

random bugs in thailand and laos

[kyubichan]

I used to live in the Philippines when I was but a wee tot. At the tender age of five, my aunts took me on a trip to visit some distant relations who lived in the more rural parts of the country. So rural that they lacked indoor plumbing. So when I felt the need to relieve myself, I was pointed to the outhouse in the backyard. It was basically a shack built over a pit in the ground with a toilet seat fashioned out of wood. I move to put myself on top of it to do my business. Unfortunately for me, my five-year-old ass was not quite wide enough to cover the width of the seat and I promptly fell in.


See my location? Well, we live in a city in the province. And you'd think everyone would be nice and civil, but no. One time I was walking along the dike when I saw a man fishing. Well, that was fine, until I walked further upstream and I saw some kids relieving themselves right on the river, their bare butts right on the bank. I wonder what the man caught; probably tuberculosis.

As for food, I'm Pinoy but I sure as hell HATE 'balut'! One time we had it for dinner, my mom made me eat the duckling and I almost threw up. The yellow part tastes alright though. On non-Pinoy food, I don't like licorice (my German uncle loves that crap) and those cherry stick thingies from the US.

[Erigion]

Fried scorpions.

[Linuts]

Pretty much the vast majority of Chinese natural medicine...

The black tea was god awful. It's like licking a cat, a dog, and some gum that's been left on the street all at once...

Not that I've licked a cat... or a dog... or a gum that's been left on the street...

Although, the medicine worked despite its questionable origins.

[jetfire]

One day I was at work, stocking items in the Dollar Shop (yes, it sounds like a pathetic job, but it's actually not that bad) when I smelled something nasty from my aisle. I left my aisle and looked in the aisle to the right side of me. Nothing there. Then I look in the aisle to the left side of the aisle that I started in. Nothing there. Okay, this must be a nasty cloud of gas then. Then I look straight down the aisle at the one I started in, to see that some kind gent generously took a dump on our Dollar Shop floor. Goodie. Guess who got to clean that up?

But what's even worse than that, which I'm glad I've never had to clean, is when someone does their business in the public bathroom, and then spreads their waste all over the bathroom walls. It's just sick, and I have no idea how that kind of thing seems that funny to them, or how they get away with it without anyone else knowing (or smelling them).

[ash_chan]

Eww.

I used to live in a really rural area, and every so often, a few jack-offs would do that to our school's bathroom, causing the faculty to shut down the bathrooms for a month or so. Sucked for me, because they always seemed to do it during the week I needed the bathroom the most.

I don't see why it's so amusing.

[animanic_critic]

One day I was at work, stocking items in the Dollar Shop (yes, it sounds like a pathetic job, but it's actually not that bad) when I smelled something nasty from my aisle. I left my aisle and looked in the aisle to the right side of me. Nothing there. Then I look in the aisle to the left side of the aisle that I started in. Nothing there. Okay, this must be a nasty cloud of gas then. Then I look straight down the aisle at the one I started in, to see that some kind gent generously took a dump on our Dollar Shop floor. Goodie. Guess who got to clean that up?

But what's even worse than that, which I'm glad I've never had to clean, is when someone does their business in the public bathroom, and then spreads their waste all over the bathroom walls. It's just sick, and I have no idea how that kind of thing seems that funny to them, or how they get away with it without anyone else knowing (or smelling them).
Well, at least that issue would only irk the cleaners. Some nutcases would use my apartment elevators as their toilet cubicles. Not only is it revolting, but if that were to happen, people would have to climb up the stairs to get home... and I live on the 13th storey.

Disgusting food: It's a delicacy to me but seems to be disgusting to the Westerners - durian soup with green beans. Teh Tasty!!!