Who's fluent in Japanese and IS Japanese or part?

[Hiroshi-san]

Hello everyone again.Its Hiroshi-san and Im just making this thread to see who else here in this academy is fluent in japanese and is at least part,half,or full on japanese you know of blood and all Let me hear your stories of the times you were living in Japan or if you are already living in Japan at the moment tell me whats it like there and what places you visited that you enjoyed that were so beautiful you couldnt forget anything about it you just HAD to tell your friends.Or you can tell me why you would like to go to Japan and live there or whatnot.^_^

[soundchazer]

Watashi wa sukoshi nihongo wo hanashimasu, demo watashi no nihongo wa heta desu.

[Hiroshi-san]

Watashi wa Hiroshi desu ka.O-genki desu ka? Boku Ai Nippon Boku Nihongo

[Tremolo]

Who's fluent in Japanese...

Well, you're certainly not, that's for sure.

[soundchazer]

Well, you're certainly not, that's for sure.

Well... I didn't want to say it first...

[Hiroshi-san]

Well, you're certainly not, that's for sure.
Yes I am just because im writing in english its called a computer and another thing honestly i am fluent me and my whole family you wouldnt know because you dont know me come on give me something^_^

[Mana]

All I'm going to say is that even I can tell that your sentences make no sense, and I've hardly studied a lick of Japanese. >.>;

[Tremolo]

Yes I am just because im writing in english its called a computer and another thing honestly i am fluent me and my whole family you wouldnt know because you dont know me come on give me something^_^

Boku Ai Nippon Boku Nihongo ..."I love Japan I Japanese."?

Sure.

And yes, it IS called a computer. How remarkably observant of you. :)

All I'm going to say is that even I can tell that your sentences make no sense, and I've hardly studied a lick of Japanese. >.>;

Likewise. I know all my Japanese from anime and Japanese music, and it's blindingly obvious even to a simpleton with a terrible memory for languages like me.

[Hiroshi-san]

Jamashinaedae anata baka jinrui!!! You wouldnt know honestly I can understand that on here I might not make sense BUT if you were to meet me in real life honestly I would be fluent like no other You must believe me if you want to i will hand my number to you and we'll we have a pleasent chat.^_^
>_>Mana...

[Tremolo]

Jamashinaedae anata baka jinrui!!! You wouldnt know honestly I can understand that on here I might not make sense BUT if you were to meet me in real life honestly I would be fluent like no other You must believe me if you want to i will hand my number to you and we'll we have a pleasent chat.^_^
>_>Mana...

Look, whatever, I don't care. How about you just type in one language from now on, because mixing Japanese with English is never cool. Especially when you're starting all these threads about Japanese stuff when the Japanese is actually wrong. If it doesn't make sense on the internets, don't do it. >_>

[Kuzu Ryu Sen]

Jinrui? Trem is representative of all humanity (and he's stupid to boot)? God save us all then.

Its Hiroshi-san

The Japanese would never EVER use an honourific with their own name in polite speech. You're not the type to call yourself "kono ore-sama" anyway.

[soundchazer]

Boku Ai Nippon Boku Nihongo ..."I love Japan I Japanese."?


Actually, it is wrong in many different levels.

Boku wa, Nihon (or Nippon) wo suki.

Now... if the idea was to say, I love Japan and the Japanese language, one way of saying it would be:

Boku wa, Nihon to Nihongo wo suki.

Using ai seems a little odd in this case, although not completely out of the question. Suki (to like) is more commonly used for sentences like this.

The fact that you are not using any particles at all makes me really suspicious about your real level of Japanese. I don't mean to be rude, but it is just too weird.

[Hiroshi-san]

T_T You see this is what I always get from people always getting and pulling me down and such so I have some problems with mixing up my japanese and you know what?I dont care either you can say im not japanese or i am or your just not sure but dont you dare ever bring me down you may say your not but truly you are and my life of my culture especially my father still brings me down and never once!says nothing nice to me....so leave me alone for now why dont you?

[Kuzu Ryu Sen]

nakimushi. zenzen otokorashikunai.

Oh, and SC, "ai" would be the verb "ai suru" in this case as well.

[C0MPL3X]

maybe he really is japanese. I'm just reminded of neo-hunter.

[Mana]

I'm sorry if you feel people are trying to "pull you down," but the fact is that we do have people on this site who speak a lot of Japanese, so if you come in saying you can do one thing but not showing us that you can do it, people are going to look at you with a skeptical eye.

There are a lot of people on the Internet who think that they can pretend to be whatever they say they are. Hell, one of my favourite stories is of a girl I saw on a forum online who SWORE she was the last known member of a fictional Japanese family that only exists in a video game. If you are going to make claims about yourself, you need to be able to back yourself up, or nobody's going to believe you.

Using only simple words that most anime fans know, and not putting them together correctly is certainly no way to prove that you are fluent in Japanese.

[Hiroshi-san]

But I am Japanese im not full but im part ok?I mean honestly I know what your getting at and saying cause I have seen it everywhere as well some guy claimed he was a supernatural being that he could do magic like make flames come out of his eyes and shoot thunder from his fingers yet no proof(plainly i thought he was just plain crazy)But im never and i would NEVER lie about myself just to impress others thats just stupid and wrong but you know I really dont care what people cause i know who i am who i REALLY am and if i make a few mistakes and people dont believe me so be it but im proud to say i am a Japanese High School Student boy^_^

[soundchazer]

nakimushi. zenzen otokorashikunai.

Oh, and SC, "ai" would be the verb "ai suru" in this case as well.

Oh, I know he could have said aishiteru in this case Kuzu, but Ai is not a word that is thrown out there just because. I had this long conversation with one of my teachers (Hozumi sensei), and she told me that when you are describing something you like, you usually use suki, not ai suru. Ai, according to her, would be something you will tell your GF, kids or spouse when you really want to get the message across as to how much you love them.

Edit: For the record Hiroshi, the name for dog is Inu, not Enu.

[Tyrdium]

Man. I haven't even taken a Japanese course, and I know "watashi wa Hiroshi desu ka" is wrong. "Ka" is used to denote questions, AFAIK.

[soundchazer]

It would be "Hajimemashite. Watashi wa Hiroshi desu. Dozo yoroshiku."

[ash_chan]

Enu...and then a picture of a dog.

You do realize the romanji for 'dog' is 'inu', right?

Or maybe not because you have it spelled wrong in your signature. Unless I'm mistaken and the dog smiley is just for fun...?

Not to be mean, but even though I'm only in Japanese 2, I could still find quite a few mistakes in your grammar structure and such.

EDIT: Damn, SC. You beat me to the correcting of the enu.

[Hiroshi-san]

Boku ayamaru mushimo boku wakarimasen Nihon kotoba jubun ni, keredomo boku suru harasu ryucho nihon shojiki ni Dozo shinjiru watashi.T_T

[Kuzu Ryu Sen]

I think you're trying to say "I apologize if I don't know enough Japanese words, but however, I am clearly fluent in Japanese, please believe me."

Sorry bub, not buying it. Your syntax is atrocious. That sentence, when put into English word for word in that order is:
"I apologize if I don't know Japan word enough, however I am clear fluent Japan honest please believe me."

Not to mention you alternate between personal pronouns.

Someone just got a dictionary methinks.

I believe you're trying to say:
"boku wa nihongo no kotoba ni jubun wakaranai ni ayamarimasu. Kedo, boku wa hontou ryuucho ni nihongo ga hanasemase. Shoujiki desu. Douzo boku o shinjite kudasai.

I'm sure my version has mistakes in it, but hey, I'm not fluent.

[Hiroshi-san]

....I dont have a dictionary im not that low you know...honestly again like i said no one has to believe me or buy it i dont care i say who i am and thats what I am plus! first you make a little chat with me all friendly then your pushihg me down..wtf? Nan demo Damaru anata no subete iji no warui nai (a) nisemono! honto ni sono tsumori de itte iru

[Niner]

Hey dude, you registered here and you posted a thread on Japanese language. Don't be offended or insulted and cry like a baby if some people call you out on your (mis)use of the language, especially since you claim to be fluent in it. No one is saying anything about you as a person, so quit it with the "that's who I am, take it or leave it business". That's not an excuse for the absolute butchery of the Japanese language you've carried out in this thread. So either get with the program and accept the criticisms for what they are and try and use them to improve yourself, or get out.

[loner]

うるさい。君わほんとに馬鹿やろうです。

You see, it's hard for us too. Even if we want to believe you are really fluent in Japanese, our brains will still automatically remind us that what you typed was just gibbrish. Anyone who've watched some anime in subs can tell that what you typed was a bunch of Japanese phrases haphazardly put together. So as much as we want to play along with your games, we just can't deny what our logic tells us.

Don't think that was correct, but I also don't claim to be fluent.

[Hiroshi-san]

Sumimasen.Tameshite mita keredomo dekinakatta.Rikai suru nante anata no kotowaza,boku ni nai nayami tonikaku minna tada (leave) watashi oki wasuren (the) jama hitori de Jamshinaide anata Hakai watashi jiman!

[and if i did any miscalculations in there so be it and i dont like your rudeness sir very rude and disrespectful your pushing my buttons as well as everyone is >_>

[Kuzu Ryu Sen]

"Excuse me. But I wasn't test seeing. Really whatever you do, I'm no worried anyway everyone just (leave) I to forgetful (the) interfering one of don't interfere you destroy me pride/boast."

That's my attempt at literal translation (seeing as he has no particles or conjugation).

Cut the crap. If you're going to convince us you speak Japanese, don't pull words out of a dictionary. Instead, use some bloody syntax, instead of writing your Japanese as if it followed English grammatical rules.

The fact that you have (leave) and (the) in there is all too telling, since Japanese has no equivalent to "the."

Put the dictionary away, go take a couple of courses, then come back.

I'm telling you in English, since you clearly don't understand actual Japanese. Otherwise you would have never thought the first thing I said to you was nice and friendly.

Mou jigoku ni ochitekure. Are ga shitsuresugite no ka?

うるさい。君わほんとに馬鹿やろうです。

Loner, kimi is too polite, wa should be ha, hontou is ho-n-to-u, and desu is too polite.

[Mana]

Hiroshi-san, I don't know why you're still adamant about all this language whatnot. I told you my little story for a reason: falsehoods will be rebunked if you're speaking them to people who know the truth. I don't know what about your personal story is true or not, but please stop trying to type Japanese; It's obvious you don't know the language well, and I don't want this to turn into flaming.

Be yourself, fully and truly. It is the best way to get to know people, and for people to get to know you.

In other words: Break up, people. Show's over, and you can go home now.