Linuts
09-05-2006, 11:23 AM
* Linuts imagines what was going through the minds of UFOTable studio
Staff 1: Hmm so we've got a sci-fi space cowboy story ready, but it stars a 40-year-old hard-a$$. We need something that will attract our perverted fanboys.
Staff 2: Then we will just add in a loli girl as his adopted daughter.
Staff 3: No, we need a harem! Every anime has a harem!
Staff 1: Then how about a group of female assasins?
Staff 2: Dressed in Goth!
Staff 1: All right, then. A group of gothic female assasins.
Staff 3: Yuri is always good.
Staff 1: A group of gothic lesbian assasins.
Staff 2: Cyborgs! Boys love machines!
Staff 3: And make them young!
Staff 1: A group of gothic lolita cybernatic killer lesbians.
Staff 2: With guns!
ALL STAFF: WITH GUNS!
ALL STAFF: A GROUP OF GOTHIC LOLITA CYBERNATIC KILLER LESBIANS WITH GUNS!
Staff 1: Man! This show is gonna rock!
***
Well that would've been the case if this show had a more original story and less cliches. From the same people that brought us Futakoi Alternative, comes the sci-fi series Coyote Ragimte Show. Visually, the artwork is pretty good for a TV series. Though the action scenes were mostly people shooting at each other. While the animation is smooth everywhere else, the action just seems lacking... Not good enough for an action series. The plot is your typical treasure hunt story added with some dull side characters, and a group of GOTHIC LOLITA CYBERNATIC KILLER LESBIANS WITH GUNS! Honestly, the group of cyborg assasins seem more interesting from their looks alone. It's too bad they're all probably gonna be dropping like flies and get little characterization, since they are the bad guys.
I'm a little disappointed with UFOTable, after the joy ride they gave us with Futakoi Alternative. But if there is one thing they are good at, is developing relationship between main characters. And, thus far, there's potential between the main character, Mister, and the little loli girl. Still, the presentation could've been better... Ah well, at least they kept those crazy claymation ending credits.
Staff 1: Hmm so we've got a sci-fi space cowboy story ready, but it stars a 40-year-old hard-a$$. We need something that will attract our perverted fanboys.
Staff 2: Then we will just add in a loli girl as his adopted daughter.
Staff 3: No, we need a harem! Every anime has a harem!
Staff 1: Then how about a group of female assasins?
Staff 2: Dressed in Goth!
Staff 1: All right, then. A group of gothic female assasins.
Staff 3: Yuri is always good.
Staff 1: A group of gothic lesbian assasins.
Staff 2: Cyborgs! Boys love machines!
Staff 3: And make them young!
Staff 1: A group of gothic lolita cybernatic killer lesbians.
Staff 2: With guns!
ALL STAFF: WITH GUNS!
ALL STAFF: A GROUP OF GOTHIC LOLITA CYBERNATIC KILLER LESBIANS WITH GUNS!
Staff 1: Man! This show is gonna rock!
***
Well that would've been the case if this show had a more original story and less cliches. From the same people that brought us Futakoi Alternative, comes the sci-fi series Coyote Ragimte Show. Visually, the artwork is pretty good for a TV series. Though the action scenes were mostly people shooting at each other. While the animation is smooth everywhere else, the action just seems lacking... Not good enough for an action series. The plot is your typical treasure hunt story added with some dull side characters, and a group of GOTHIC LOLITA CYBERNATIC KILLER LESBIANS WITH GUNS! Honestly, the group of cyborg assasins seem more interesting from their looks alone. It's too bad they're all probably gonna be dropping like flies and get little characterization, since they are the bad guys.
I'm a little disappointed with UFOTable, after the joy ride they gave us with Futakoi Alternative. But if there is one thing they are good at, is developing relationship between main characters. And, thus far, there's potential between the main character, Mister, and the little loli girl. Still, the presentation could've been better... Ah well, at least they kept those crazy claymation ending credits.