The Niner birthday bish-rape thread!

[Two-twenty]

I know I'm early, but down here is future land it's already the 26th of August and, godammit, this thread is mine.

Anyways, :hapbirth and whatnot you trap you. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Twotwenty/whore.gif

* Two-twenty bish rapes Niner in a celebratory fashion

[Mana]

* Mana bish-rapes Niner is a sexier fashion

Nothing like early birthday sex to wake you up in the morning ^_______^;; kekeke

Or, er, hmm... I should probably say Happy Birthday then as well, shouldn't I >>;

[Tremolo]

* Tremolo is far too British to bish-rape anyone, but Niner may be an exception

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MANG!

[sohryu]

How dare you, Two-twenty. D:< I am SO going to Aussie land and kicking your butt.

Anyway, on to the real point of this thread...

:love: HAPPY BIRTHDAY NINER! :love:

Congratumalations on making it to the ripe old age of 22, hon. Soon enough, I shall be joining you in the geriatric ward of this here Academy. =)

And since it's your birthday today (really tomorrow), you get sexed instead of raped. XD

* soh uber sexes Niner

<3

[ShinoMatrix]

Holy shit... Umm... Happy Birthday... Bah... it's 2:48 in the morning, you can't expect me to be witty or whatever...

[loner]

Dress yourself up like those traps in Princess Princess, take a picture and post it here. You will most definitely do that now. Liegy would love it, and you'll get what you want from her ^_-

Ahem.

Happy birthday, trapboy >_>

IT'S A TRAPPPPPPP!!!!

[soundchazer]

have a good one... get drunk until you hit the floor.

[isolatedotaku]

Happy Happy Mother Approved Birthday!

I'm with SC, drink until you can't tell the cieling from the floor. Just don't drive.

[Linuts]

Your cake:

http://72.10.45.167/content/unbirthday.jpg

Take it or leave it, damn bishie! :D

Happy Birthday!

[Kain]

Niner, get to work...









... on celebrating your birthday.

[Kei]

I thought you were like 16.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[Corpse]

He looks like that when he's in the shower Kei.

22 rapings coming up!

[Sae]

Though I wuld never do that, for I am FAR too innocent......*Sae huggles Niner

HAPPY BIRTHINGDAY!!!!!!!!! ^-^

[Kitsurai]

I thought you were like 16.HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!!

End of message.

:hug2: :love13: Let's make hot manly kids >.>

[Shadowmage]

Happy birthday!

Make sure you choose a good looking fangirl while your drunk. You won't remember it, but you'll definitely remember who you wake up next to.

[Tatumaru]

The joke's on you guys. I really went to his house and raped him. When I finished, I wished him a happy birthday and left :3

Happy birthday, Niner. If you get drunk, just make sure you don't drive anywhere near Pleasantville >.>

[Neo-Hunter]

Niner Happy Freaking Birthday, unfortunatly I'm not a girl so i can't Bish-rape you so anyhoo happy birthday,now dance monkey dance.

[Javer]

Happy birthday.

You whore.

; )

Seriously, have fun with it.

[destruxto]

Try not to drink aftershave again.

[genki sakura]

Uh...yeah...I think I'll just hug you....yeah...*hugs*

Happy birthday!!

[Liegenschonheit]

omfg! Niner's birthday?? Go go birthday spankings!!

I demand that you go put on a frilly maid costume and bend over so Professor Liegy can spank your ass with this special birthday paddle >.>

I'm sure you'll go and get drunk, but like Des said, this time skip the aftershave chaser. Also, don't act too much like a manslut. Remember, everytime you make out with a random stranger, a tiny messican cries. And if you and kit get busy, I DEMAND PICTURES!

In conclusion, happy birthday to my favourite trap.

* Liegenschonheit birthday rapes Niner

http://www.digitalperversion.net/princessniner.jpg
It's a Trap!

And since Linuts smashed that first cake, here's another cake for your birthday
http://www.digitalperversion.net/BirthdayMadeYouACake.jpg

[Pachinko]

With all of the before-mentioned sexual action, Pachi finds that she, too, must wish Niner a happy birthday, before he discovers the butt-load of STD's he has just become infected with.

Happy Bizday.

* Pachi-chan grabs some of Liegy's much-approved cake.~

[Emeraldas]

Happy Birthday Ninies!

[Roark]

WTF?

We celebrate just about anyone's birthday nowadays I guess.

[Javer]

omfg! Niner's birthday?? Go go birthday spankings!!

I demand that you go put on a frilly maid costume and bend over so Professor Liegy can spank your ass with this special birthday paddle >.>

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a80/Javer80/NinerLieg.jpg

>_>

[animanic_critic]

Three things up the roster:

Lay off the aftershave
Get laid (guess everyone's done you as a favor =/)
Have fond memories of playing Princess Princess with Prof. Liegy

* AC slowly backs away from the bishie-gangbang scene in cold sweat

HAPPY B-DAY!!!

[Rove]

* Rove geronto-sexes Niner in an unholy fashion

Happy Birthday to my favorite little-evil-winged conscience! >:3

[annie14892]

*covers eyes and come close enough to say happy birthday*

Happy b-day even though I dun know you ;D

*steals birthday cake and runs away* =]

[NausicaaBoy]

happy birthday niner!!!!!!!!!! ill let annie steal the cake...but ....*looks around with shifty eyes*......*steals beer*

[ash_chan]

o:
Niner's day of birth?
...No wai.
He was never born. He just shot down out of the clouds one day with a shout of "Who's your daddy?" and a shot of sexy juice. What a slut.

...But he's our slut. So we love him. <3

Happy birthday, dearie.
Make it a good one.
;D



http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a80/Javer80/NinerLieg.jpg

...You never cease to amaze me, you know that?

[Javer]

o_O It's . . . just some crappy text-editing, yo.

[Niner]

Thanks everyone! I spent my birthday driving back up to uni in totally crap weather, then unpacking and restocking supplies for the semester. :x However, me mum bought me a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich for the drive up, so that made it all better. :)

Time to put together a 220-esque reply to this rather fun thread; it's the least I can do to show my appreciation. :>

I know I'm early, but down here is future land it's already the 26th of August and, godammit, this thread is mine.

Anyways, :hapbirth and whatnot you trap you. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Twotwenty/whore.gif

* Two-twenty bish rapes Niner in a celebratory fashion
You Aussies always have an advantage in time over us Yanks, since you get them days earler than we do. It's all good though, since I don't mind being taken advantage of by sexah Aussies such as yerself. :3 Here's to more bish-rapage in the future!

* Mana bish-rapes Niner is a sexier fashion

Nothing like early birthday sex to wake you up in the morning ^_______^;; kekeke

Or, er, hmm... I should probably say Happy Birthday then as well, shouldn't I >>;
You already have. >;D

<3 Mana

* Tremolo is far too British to bish-rape anyone, but Niner may be an exception

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MANG!
Damn right I'm an exception! Now gimme some of that smoldering Britishness right hurr.

How dare you, Two-twenty. D:< I am SO going to Aussie land and kicking your butt.

Anyway, on to the real point of this thread...

:love: HAPPY BIRTHDAY NINER! :love:

Congratumalations on making it to the ripe old age of 22, hon. Soon enough, I shall be joining you in the geriatric ward of this here Academy. =)

And since it's your birthday today (really tomorrow), you get sexed instead of raped. XD

* soh uber sexes Niner

<3
We'll be the friskiest geriatrics on AA together! Now go have your birthday already so we can get properly smashed and then carted off in our wheelchairs. XD

* Niner <3 <3 <3 <3 <3s soh

Holy shit... Umm... Happy Birthday... Bah... it's 2:48 in the morning, you can't expect me to be witty or whatever...
Oh, I see how it is, you give DK the Flip felicitation for Happy Birthday, even though he doesn't understand it, but I get no wit? What gives?!

XD Thanks, mate.

Dress yourself up like those traps in Princess Princess, take a picture and post it here. You will most definitely do that now. Liegy would love it, and you'll get what you want from her ^_-

Ahem.

Happy birthday, trapboy >_>

IT'S A TRAPPPPPPP!!!!
I already get what I want from her. She just takes her payment in her abject and exquisite torture of me. :x

Now, shine my birthday shoes, Chinaman!

have a good one... get drunk until you hit the floor.
But but, the floor's not as pretty as I am! You're right, I'd totally need to ****ed up beyond belief to hit the floor. Weeeeeeeee

Happy Happy Mother Approved Birthday!

I'm with SC, drink until you can't tell the cieling from the floor. Just don't drive.
Oh, so SC wants me to go at the floor, and you want me to hit the ceiling too? I'm not Spider-Man, for Chrissakes!

Thankee, Kuri. :>

Your cake:

http://72.10.45.167/content/unbirthday.jpg

Take it or leave it, damn bishie! :D

Happy Birthday!
;__________; But but but but, wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Lin-kun is so abusive. x.x

Niner, get to work...









... on celebrating your birthday.
Yessir, bossman!

I thought you were like 16.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I can be 16 if you want me to... ;D

He looks like that when he's in the shower Kei.

22 rapings coming up!
:O I got Crepes to wish me a happy birthday, sort of. I am teh winz.

I'll take my rapings now, plz

Though I wuld never do that, for I am FAR too innocent......*Sae huggles Niner

HAPPY BIRTHINGDAY!!!!!!!!! ^-^
Ummmm... I'll take my rapings now, plz. ;D

Thanks, Sae. :3
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!!

End of message.

:hug2: :love13: Let's make hot manly kids >.>
I suppose you want to let everyone else watch while the manly kid making is occuring as well, you crazy brownie you. Come to Otakon next year and we'll see about doing that, then. ;D

Happy birthday!

Make sure you choose a good looking fangirl while your drunk. You won't remember it, but you'll definitely remember who you wake up next to.
Good-looking fangirl?! Those exist?!? NO WAI.

The joke's on you guys. I really went to his house and raped him. When I finished, I wished him a happy birthday and left :3

Happy birthday, Niner. If you get drunk, just make sure you don't drive anywhere near Pleasantville >.>
And you didn't even have the common courtesy to give me a reach-around. You bastard!

Niner Happy Freaking Birthday, unfortunatly I'm not a girl so i can't Bish-rape you so anyhoo happy birthday,now dance monkey dance.
Yes, I only take bish-rapings from girls and hawt Aussie mangs.

I do appreciate you making a semi-coherent message for my birthday wishes. It means a lot to me.

Happy birthday.

You whore.

; )

Seriously, have fun with it.
Like I have fun with you? ;D

<3 <3 <3 Javer
Try not to drink aftershave again.
Don't make me put it in your but again, desshy-pooz

Uh...yeah...I think I'll just hug you....yeah...*hugs*

Happy birthday!!
I do loves the hugs. :D

omfg! Niner's birthday?? Go go birthday spankings!!

I demand that you go put on a frilly maid costume and bend over so Professor Liegy can spank your ass with this special birthday paddle >.>

I'm sure you'll go and get drunk, but like Des said, this time skip the aftershave chaser. Also, don't act too much like a manslut. Remember, everytime you make out with a random stranger, a tiny messican cries. And if you and kit get busy, I DEMAND PICTURES!

In conclusion, happy birthday to my favourite trap.

* Liegenschonheit birthday rapes Niner

http://www.digitalperversion.net/princessniner.jpg
It's a Trap!

And since Linuts smashed that first cake, here's another cake for your birthday
http://www.digitalperversion.net/BirthdayMadeYouACake.jpg
You are so, so cruel to me. I ask myself why I put up with it almost everyday. But yes, it's because I lubb0rs you too much, despite the torture. I guess I'm just a masochist for you :x

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 Liegs

With all of the before-mentioned sexual action, Pachi finds that she, too, must wish Niner a happy birthday, before he discovers the butt-load of STD's he has just become infected with.

Happy Bizday.

* Pachi-chan grabs some of Liegy's much-approved cake.~
You're accusing some very nice and sexy people of having STDs! :O

I was due for a check-up anyway. >.>
Happy Birthday Ninies!
* Niner takes his birthday fondles on Em :3

WTF?

We celebrate just about anyone's birthday nowadays I guess.
Damn right we will! Now where's my bottle of smuggled Stoli?

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a80/Javer80/NinerLieg.jpg

>_>
I just love the fact that Liegs' is the copacabana lady in the picture. XD

Three things up the roster:

Lay off the aftershave
Get laid (guess everyone's done you as a favor =/)
Have fond memories of playing Princess Princess with Prof. Liegy

* AC slowly backs away from the bishie-gangbang scene in cold sweat

HAPPY B-DAY!!!
Oh, c'mon on now. You know you want into the gangbang. Don't deny your true feelings.

* Rove geronto-sexes Niner in an unholy fashion

Happy Birthday to my favorite little-evil-winged conscience! >:3
:O I'm just rolling in the elderly lecherous activities. Them obaa-chans can't get enough of meeeeeeeez.

<3 <3 <3 Rove

*covers eyes and come close enough to say happy birthday*

Happy b-day even though I dun know you ;D

*steals birthday cake and runs away* =]

happy birthday niner!!!!!!!!!! ill let annie steal the cake...but ....*looks around with shifty eyes*......*steals beer*
Thar be always a few of you around to crash mah party. 'Sokay, I just hope you get it put in your butts a few times by Liegs before the night is out. >:D

o:
Niner's day of birth?
...No wai.
He was never born. He just shot down out of the clouds one day with a shout of "Who's your daddy?" and a shot of sexy juice. What a slut.

...But he's our slut. So we love him. <3

Happy birthday, dearie.
Make it a good one.
;D
* Niner gives ash_chan a few shots of sexy juice.

>.>

Once again, thank you very very very much, everyone. :)

[loner]

* loner shines Niner's shoes >_>

So yeah, how about those old women...>_>

[ash_chan]

* Niner gives ash_chan a few shots of sexy juice.

>.>


* ash_chan gladly takes some

Many thanks, this should get me by 'til payday. ;]<3

So...How 'bout them anthropomorphic personifications of the aspects of the universe?

[sakura_blossom]

Oh I'm late! I've been working running around a lot the last week and missed this thread. Well better late than never I suppose.

Happy Birthdy Niner! <3

I'm 19 and legal so *s_b bish-rapes Niner*

Seems like you had a good birthday too.

[Dirty Harry]

<_< Late. Happy Birthday mang. >_>

[Tyrdium]

I blame Baltimore for my being late. Happy birthday, man!

[silan]

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear NINER
Happy Birthday to you!

There you go!

:love:

[Liegenschonheit]

<3 <3 <3 Niner

I only abuse you because I love you. ^_^

[soundchazer]

<3 <3 <3 Niner

I only abuse you because I love you. ^_^

(or is it "I only love you because I can abuse you"?)

[Javer]

(or is it "I only love you because I can abuse you"?)

I don't see the difference.

[Niner]

That's my Javer, ever the pragmatist. XD

Oh I'm late! I've been working running around a lot the last week and missed this thread. Well better late than never I suppose.

Happy Birthdy Niner! <3

I'm 19 and legal so *s_b bish-rapes Niner*

Seems like you had a good birthday too.
Every bish-raping makes it bettar. Thanks, love. <3

<_< Late. Happy Birthday mang. >_>
gg DH

I blame Baltimore for my being late. Happy birthday, man!
Man, Baltimore is just coming back whenever it can to bite us in the ass. F*cking Baltimore.

Thanks, dude.

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear NINER
Happy Birthday to you!

There you go!

:love:
Yeeeeeey, obaa-chan loooooooooooves me! :3

[Zirilan]

Happy Belated Birthday because I missed it!

[Yodatsubato]

Did I get you anything for your birthday? I honestly can't remember.

Did I acknowledge your birthday? I honestly can't remember that either.

I know I saw you today. I just don't remember what or why. I know; I'm a horrible friend. Perhaps I can take you out for ice cream? And by "take you out," I mean "make my parents pay for it..." but a gift is a gift, right?

[mamimi_kawaii]

Happy Belated Burrrday! These people, raping you and whatnot ever so openly, it makes me mad. You can't just tell someone when you're gonna rape them! Lol, anyways, if it's what you want, then there you are, you got a buttload of that. I'll be more origonal and give you some treadmill-dancing fools to sing for you while your getting anally raped by the rest of these guys.
<3