Neo-Hunter
08-06-2006, 05:08 PM
College Life.
This is a story well of college! The places are real, people names have changed the issues might scare you.
Monday morning, 9:30am
“Jake wake up your going to be late for college” said a voice “ I am awake just 5 more minutes, (as he does his morning stretches his cell rings) “hello he said as he held the phone” “Jake man where the **** are you” said a booming voice. “ I’ll be their in 10 Minutes” said Jake (he hangs up the phone) “ it’s been almost all of summer I wanted to do the summer course but couldn’t the professor got into a car accident and lost feeling in one arm” said Jake. “Well I better get to class before Juris has a heart attack” (he goes to his car, climbs in to the cockpit of his 2006 Gallant).
Monday morning 9:45 am
After a long drive he finally reaches his college MV (as he steps out the door, a girl approaches him) “hey, Cap this your ride? She says in awe. “Yo Thao, what’s good girl” Jake says. “Yeah you like it” he said. It’s nice so how much did it cost you? She said “$15,000 used he said. “Your one luck basterd” said another voice. “hmm, it look’s like it was in an accident” said the voice. “ well its good to see you again Crystal, still see your smoking” “yeah so what it to you are you going to be one of those smoking advocate dicks that always hand me fliers” she said. “Oh, no not after you had the gall to take one and use it as a lighter in front of the head of nursing” said Jake. “Yeah it was one of my greatest accomplishments” said crystal triumphantly. “It almost got you expelled from college as I remember correctly” said Thao. “Well no one asked you smartass” crystal said joking. “Alright, you two lets go meet Juris before he dies” Jake said sarcastically. (Walking out of the parking lot to the Information tech building, they see a man running toward them)
Monday morning 10:00 am
“Were the hell have you all been? It’s terrible we got professor mc dougal again for this new class” Juris said. “Wait you woke me up a half an hour early to tell me this? What the **** is the matter with you? Jake said angrily. “Well I thought this was a big issue for you” Juris said. “For god sakes! You really need to get your self laid” said Thao. “Is that an invitation, huh sexy” Juris said menacingly. “Eww, no. you could just go **** yourself, it might help you be less tense” Thao said. “Bitch, I know you want me, you can’t handle this entire Prime grade A man” said Juris. “Please stop. your macking sucks no offense you might attract the gays better” she said. “Ohh, snap well that Thao 1 and Juris 0. Officially you been shot down 293 times to date” said Crystal. “ why don’t you just be your self and then the ladies might talk to you, like me” said Jake.
This is a story well of college! The places are real, people names have changed the issues might scare you.
Monday morning, 9:30am
“Jake wake up your going to be late for college” said a voice “ I am awake just 5 more minutes, (as he does his morning stretches his cell rings) “hello he said as he held the phone” “Jake man where the **** are you” said a booming voice. “ I’ll be their in 10 Minutes” said Jake (he hangs up the phone) “ it’s been almost all of summer I wanted to do the summer course but couldn’t the professor got into a car accident and lost feeling in one arm” said Jake. “Well I better get to class before Juris has a heart attack” (he goes to his car, climbs in to the cockpit of his 2006 Gallant).
Monday morning 9:45 am
After a long drive he finally reaches his college MV (as he steps out the door, a girl approaches him) “hey, Cap this your ride? She says in awe. “Yo Thao, what’s good girl” Jake says. “Yeah you like it” he said. It’s nice so how much did it cost you? She said “$15,000 used he said. “Your one luck basterd” said another voice. “hmm, it look’s like it was in an accident” said the voice. “ well its good to see you again Crystal, still see your smoking” “yeah so what it to you are you going to be one of those smoking advocate dicks that always hand me fliers” she said. “Oh, no not after you had the gall to take one and use it as a lighter in front of the head of nursing” said Jake. “Yeah it was one of my greatest accomplishments” said crystal triumphantly. “It almost got you expelled from college as I remember correctly” said Thao. “Well no one asked you smartass” crystal said joking. “Alright, you two lets go meet Juris before he dies” Jake said sarcastically. (Walking out of the parking lot to the Information tech building, they see a man running toward them)
Monday morning 10:00 am
“Were the hell have you all been? It’s terrible we got professor mc dougal again for this new class” Juris said. “Wait you woke me up a half an hour early to tell me this? What the **** is the matter with you? Jake said angrily. “Well I thought this was a big issue for you” Juris said. “For god sakes! You really need to get your self laid” said Thao. “Is that an invitation, huh sexy” Juris said menacingly. “Eww, no. you could just go **** yourself, it might help you be less tense” Thao said. “Bitch, I know you want me, you can’t handle this entire Prime grade A man” said Juris. “Please stop. your macking sucks no offense you might attract the gays better” she said. “Ohh, snap well that Thao 1 and Juris 0. Officially you been shot down 293 times to date” said Crystal. “ why don’t you just be your self and then the ladies might talk to you, like me” said Jake.