I am now professionally good-looking (and other assorted forms of employment)

[Two-twenty]

If someone paid you $150 an hour to prance around in your undies, would you do it? I sure would! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Twotwenty/haw.gif

No, I haven't resorted to becoming a "host" for queer Japanese businessmen, I have finally completed that modelling course that I started in early Janurary. I signed myself up for everything: Photo, commercial, catwalk, extra, swimwear (totally never going to happen), partial and promotions. It's taken me seven months because I originally wanted to get it all done over the Christmas holidays, but then my university timetable mucked things up and I had to procrastinate until now.

If this job bears fruit, and in conjunction with my other new job as an English-language tutor and my occasional human guinea pigging for post-grads, I might be able to give up my current Market/Social research telephonist-pig job that has shitty hours and has slowly turned me into a jerk (if you had to talk to idiots about their opinions for 6 hours straight until 10 o'clock at night every week night, you'd understand, especially if said idiots live in Sydney. *shudders*).

Anyways, I feel like a bit of an ass for posting something like this but my current job and constant I-am-a-student-and-therefore-am-poor-ness for the last year and a half has left me with nothing but a thorn in my side, a chip on my shoulder and a very hungry stomach. With this hopefully things will get a little better and maybe I'll be able to afford things like socks and vegetables for once.

[Itachi Uchiha]

Socks and vegetables are overrated!

Good luck with the new job; I hope it bears fruit and helps your current situation...

[Smitty]

I knew I wasn't the only one who wanted to see you "prance around in your undies!" LOL Congrats dear!

[animanic_critic]

All hail to America's Next Top Model :male:

On a serious note, I know how it feels like yapping on the phone to bozos about market/social research non-stop. I was a telemarketeer once, and whatever came through the phone ain't sugary words and saccharin sweet compliments :rawr: .

Good luck on your new job :sly2: !

[Neo-Hunter]

well I hope that you will be famous and have a supermodel Girlfriend!

[Niner]

* Niner bish rapes 220 in a celebratory fashion

gg. :3

[Mana]

All hail to America's Next Top Model :male:

I find that statement kind of funny >.>;

[soundchazer]

I can see it now:

2-20 strips. His photos reach some obscure agent. He goes into theater. Then an actor with 2 lines in TV ads. Then a more renowned agent calls him. Gets a part in a local TV show, then a small budget movie that has some showing in Cannes or Sundance. Then he hires a famous but assholish agent... and finally we get the second coming of Russell Crowe, Australian style.

And at that point, he will deny ever knowing us, liking anime or even having been in forums. Fortunately, we will keep those pics he sent in a thread and will blackmail him for some bucks, or the chance to meet someone like Gretchen Mol, Rachel Weisz or whatever hawt actor/actress you may fancy.


Congrats 2-20!!! You have officially sold your soul! ;) I hope it is good pay. :D

[Yodatsubato]

Just remember, if you post an image of yourself naked, it's porn. If you tweak around with the image in Photoshop and give it a colorful background, it's art.

Anyway, I'd find it incredibly disconcerning to have an image of myself in my undies floating all around America. I'd much rather put on a diaper and pose for Huggies ads. Now that's something worthy of fame.

[Akuhei]

I find that statement kind of funny >.>;

Silly forum newbs? ;D.

Congrats 220! And good luck getting a ton of jobs that will give you a shitload of money :D.

[Liegenschonheit]

See, we always knew you couldn't be so darn cute for nothing. Just a bit of advice though: strapping a ping pong paddle to your crotch is probably not a good way to impress model-type folks. Also, if you get challenged to a walk-off, make sure to get me David Bowie's autograph.

And LS' mom will be thrilled to see you in your underwear. As she told LS "Get me a spoon and gimme some of that!" ^_^

[Kei]

I'd hit it.


~Kei


grats!

[Corpse]

See, we always knew you couldn't be so darn cute for nothing. Just a bit of advice though: strapping a ping pong paddle to your crotch is probably not a good way to impress model-type folks. Also, if you get challenged to a walk-off, make sure to get me David Bowie's autograph.

And LS' mom will be thrilled to see you in your underwear. As she told LS "Get me a spoon and gimme some of that!" ^_^

ok, he's gotta post a pic of bluesteel or magnum, NOW.

[ShinoMatrix]

Well well well...

:sly2:

So the burliness has come in handy, huh?

Appear in Neighbours and your passage into the dark side will be complete :roark:

Umm... congrats, you burly bastard!

[Sae]

Just remember, if you post an image of yourself naked, it's porn. If you tweak around with the image in Photoshop and give it a colorful background, it's art.

Exactly! lol So post it here soon! Great luck for the new porn-i mean photo shoot!!! :p

Sae

[Sae]

Oh, and to think you're seemingly the most innocent one in the forum :hapbounce ...

<.<.......>.>.....Exactly!

Sae

[Linuts]

See, we always knew you couldn't be so darn cute for nothing. Just a bit of advice though: strapping a ping pong paddle to your crotch is probably not a good way to impress model-type folks.

Oh no no no no. By all means, with 2-20's good looks and accurate yet powerful pelvic thrusts, we can surely push this into mainstream fashion.

I can see 2-20, wearing nothing but the paddle, covering up fashion megazines everywhere. Then comes the Sports Illustrated Paddle Strap edition with bikini clad women strapped with the said wear and play Ping Pr0n with 2-20. I can so see the slogan now

"You Ping, and they'll Pong!"

Congratulations man! I knew you were too handsome to be stuck behind a telephone all your life. You go stud!

* Linuts slaps 2-20's a$$

[annie14892]

Wow..This thread has made me see AA in a new kind of light..O_o


220 congrats..Even though I don't know you.. xD

[loner]

So when's the release date of Hulk 2? You know, the movie you starred in after you castrated Eric Bana?

[Two-twenty]

Wragh! This is what happens when you leave these threads for this long, you have to do to an enormous reply!
Socks and vegetables are overrated!
Good luck with the new job; I hope it bears fruit and helps your current situation...
Thanks! Even if the work isn't as frequent as I hope it will be I will probably be able to quit it any way because of the new tutoring job.
I knew I wasn't the only one who wanted to see you "prance around in your undies!" LOL Congrats dear!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Twotwenty/whore.gif
All hail to America's Next Top Model
On a serious note, I know how it feels like yapping on the phone to bozos about market/social research non-stop. I was a telemarketeer once, and whatever came through the phone ain't sugary words and saccharin sweet compliments.
Good luck on your new job!
Thanks! (Just a little FYI, I'm Australian). It's not really the insults I don't like, those I can handle. It's the complete and utter idiots or the elderly that I hate!
well I hope that you will be famous and have a supermodel Girlfriend!
Whom I can snort coke off the chest of!
* Niner bish rapes 220 in a celebratory fashion
gg. :3
* Two-twenty snorts coke off Niner's chest
I can see it now:
2-20 strips. His photos reach some obscure agent. He goes into theater. Then an actor with 2 lines in TV ads. Then a more renowned agent calls him. Gets a part in a local TV show, then a small budget movie that has some showing in Cannes or Sundance. Then he hires a famous but assholish agent... and finally we get the second coming of Russell Crowe, Australian style.
And at that point, he will deny ever knowing us, liking anime or even having been in forums. Fortunately, we will keep those pics he sent in a thread and will blackmail him for some bucks, or the chance to meet someone like Gretchen Mol, Rachel Weisz or whatever hawt actor/actress you may fancy.
Congrats 2-20!!! You have officially sold your soul! I hope it is good pay.
Of course I'd deny all knowledge! Hell, being attached in any way to the internet, in an anime forum no less, would be instant career death. You blackmailing bastard! You can have Gretchen Mol but I call dibs on Rachel Weisz. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Twotwenty/argh.gif
Just remember, if you post an image of yourself naked, it's porn. If you tweak around with the image in Photoshop and give it a colorful background, it's art.
Tss, I did that before I even became a mo...err...mowing the lawn. >.> <.<
Congrats 220! And good luck getting a ton of jobs that will give you a shitload of money!
I goddamn well better! Thanks!
See, we always knew you couldn't be so darn cute for nothing. Just a bit of advice though: strapping a ping pong paddle to your crotch is probably not a good way to impress model-type folks.
Yes, but it would be good for shits and giggles.
And LS' mom will be thrilled to see you in your underwear. As she told LS "Get me a spoon and gimme some of that!" ^_^
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Twotwenty/quagmire.gif
I'd hit it.
"Would". You'd have to pay me first. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Twotwenty/nyd-1.gif
ok, he's gotta post a pic of bluesteel or magnum, NOW.
I tried! Oh lord did I try! But I just ended up looking like a trout. T_T
Appear in Neighbours and your passage into the dark side will be complete.
I align myself to Passions and Passions alone.
Exactly! lol So post it here soon! Great luck for the new porn-i mean photo shoot!!!
See my reply to Kei! :P
Oh no no no no. By all means, with 2-20's good looks and accurate yet powerful pelvic thrusts, we can surely push this into mainstream fashion.

I can see 2-20, wearing nothing but the paddle, covering up fashion megazines everywhere. Then comes the Sports Illustrated Paddle Strap edition with bikini clad women strapped with the said wear and play Ping Pr0n with 2-20. I can so see the slogan now

"You Ping, and they'll Pong!"
Linuts, from here on in you are stricly prohibited to use me in your imagination.
Wow..This thread has made me see AA in a new kind of light..O_o
220 congrats..Even though I don't know you.. xD
There is sooooooo much you don't know about the seedy, sweaty, sticky and oddly pine-scented underbelly of the AA.
So when's the release date of Hulk 2? You know, the movie you starred in after you castrated Eric Bana?
November. It was delayed a month and a half pending the lawsuit. I call castrating Eric Bana "Being practical" but the according to the courts it's "grievous bodily harm". Faggots.

Thanks everyone!

[NausicaaBoy]

haha aww I feel your pain....I resorted to modeling a year ago...if you ever feel down on yourself....message me Ill send you some of the ridiculous photos I have been forced to pose for..


model pride - world wide.....jk we have no pride...we sell ourselves shamelessly...but for money...lol...and all students need money...p.s (your australian 2)?