a ninja clan.

[ray]

im starting a ninja clan and are looking for ninja a.k.a. naruto fans to join.


you do not have to give me info on you, you just have to post and say you join, and say what village you are from.



head ninja: ray.

[Javer]

. . . . . . .

I wish I could say this was new.

[Saya-biki]

oh! I WANT TO BE FROM THE VILLAGE HIDDEN IN THE TRAP! I UTILIZE STEEL WIRES AND A BOX CUTTER TO GET MY JO-oh wait...Naruto fans?

sorry, can't help ya

so any particular reason to start a "ninja clan"?

[General Suburbia]

I'm Naruto, because he's the coolest character ever. I'm from California.

[Itachi Uchiha]

I'm lost... A ninja clan for what? :confused:

[Ninja Realist]

I am Kinetsu Hayabusa, Urban Ninja.

[Akuhei]

I am Kinetsu Hayabusa, Urban Ninja.

KAN I HAEV UR AUTTOGRAF? UR MAI HIRO!

[General Suburbia]

What was that other dude's name again? I call him the "I am Ninja" dude, the guy that answers ninja questions.

I wanna be that ninja

[loner]

I am the Surf Ninja. All those Japaneezy Narto people would be completely pwned by my mad skillz.

[jetfire]

Oh, I never knew someone was actually brave enough to attempt to form a Narutard clan. I thought it was all myths.

Like, if I join, and if I come over to your house, will we have pretend ninja adventures? Sweet. If so...

I'll be a hidden cheese ninja. I can get people really constipated from cheese buildup, make people slip on cheese whiz, and grill my grilled cheeses so much, that all people would taste is black charred toast and with a crusty cheesy middle section. They will all taste oblivion! Which tastes just like Red Bull. Which is disgusting...

[Akimichi Choji]

However pointless this is, I call Akimichi Chouji. It's all in the name, it's all in da name.

[Tyrdium]

Screw ninjas. I call Goku SSJ level 60000000000.

[etane]

I am the 9-5 office worker ninja. Then, I am the 6-7:30 gym/basketball/driving range ninja. 7:30 to 8 I am showering and cleaning ninja. 8, I am dinner ninja. 9-11ish, I am media ninja either music, anime, tv, internet or all at the same time. 11-12ish, I am getting ready for bed ninja. Then, I am repetitive ninja, I do the whole thing all over again. My special skillz are office programs/statistics ninjutsu and fast car driving taijutsu. On the weekend, I am getting massage from girlfriend ninja or going to restaraunt to eat ninja. Here, I specialize in finishing whatever my gf can't finish taijutsu. Right now, I am a svelte 6'0" 158lbs. But, if this keeps up, I will be sumo hokage. Then, I might have to trade in my 2 door ninja stealth carriage for a minivan with one of those escalator thingys to shove my fat ass into the vehicle. Oh did I mention I am from the village of hidden talents.

[Illjwamh]

I am Chinpokomaru, from the Hidden Village of Play-Doh. We must kung-fu fight!


This is fun. :p

[Tremolo]

I'm the British Ninja.





...Yeah.

[punkusa20_2001]

I am the ninja tom-tom and none shall defeat me, because I was taught by a guy who saw chuck norris roundhouse another guy. he then survived a small kick from said norris and lived to teach.

[Mamimi]

I'm a pirate ninja! I'm bridging the gap! Ending the wars!

[Pedro The Hutt]

I'm a samurai, your lack of bushido(and grammar) offends me, de gozaru.

[PsychoSaiya-jin]

I am official Ninja to the Queen
http://emcmonkeys.com/videos/urbanninja.wmv?d=01D4N6PR
http://emcmonkeys.com/videos.htm

[Mana]

Oooh... I wanna be a ninja too ;___;

I can be the Copy and Print Center Ninja! My ninjutsu skillz involve Chiyogami no Kaze, the art of clearing paper jams, and Tora no Komoriuta, which makes even the bitchiest of customers content. I can also copy any other ninjutsu, but only to reprint it as an 8.5"x11" color glossy photo, or prehaps even a wide format poster, if I expend my strength.

[A-R@D]

I want to be the corporate ninja! My Ninjitsus include: Poluting the earth, Exploiting the poor, Buying out companies and gutting them,profiteering and monopolizing. All I care about is the bottom line and keeping the shareholders happy.

[Saya-biki]

I'm a samurai, your lack of bushido(and grammar) offends me, de gozaru.
de gozaru...
GOZARU!?
GOZARU!!!

is it too late to change I want to be Snowball!
http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/6697/yukimaru26nr.png
GOZARU!

[JaQuais J.]

I have got to get a new hobby, you guys are losers, lol. I guess my name would be "The Qwezzanator", and I would be from the village of the hungry people.

[Natsuke Takeda]

http://www.theninja-rpg.com

Play the game, have fun. Don't be wierd.

~plugin by Natsuke aka NT

[Moe]

Screw ninjas. I call Goku SSJ level 60000000000.

too bad for you b/c i'm Vegeta SSJ level 60000000001. Now what?!?!

besides that... i'm the ninja of DDR...

[Rove]

Old Hag Ninja
http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/7279/rikku822jg.jpg
(Image says it all)

[Mana]

Old Hag Ninja
http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/7279/rikku822jg.jpg
(Image says it all)

Now, my question is... is that really an old lady, or someone dressing up as an old lady?

[Javer]

I am the Infiltrator.

I'M IN UR BASE!

I'M KILLING UR DOODS!

[Rove]

Now, my question is... is that really an old lady, or someone dressing up as an old lady?

For Mana only:

Original image (http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/42/mar04107qm.jpg)
I think that she is a very old cosplayer.

[Moe]

I am the Infiltrator.

I'M IN UR BASE!

I'M KILLING UR DOODS!

d00d no way b/c all your base belong to us now!!1101!1

and also i seen that cosplay pic before... its a really old lady....

[Mana]

For Mana only:

Original image (http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/42/mar04107qm.jpg)
I think that she is a very old cosplayer.
That is one of the best things ever.

[Roark]

Old Hag Ninja
http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/7279/rikku822jg.jpg
(Image says it all)

Wow... you dug up a picture of Madoka.

[TonoTheHero]

*TonoTheHero is an STS

Small town samurai

[Jedinator]

Village of the Wind.

[Major Tom]

Village of the Wind.

Let me guess, you grow beans? Cultivate chilli dogs?

[Javer]

Let me guess, you grow beans? Cultivate chilli dogs?

Among other things. But their village is hard to find and harder to enter, as it is surrounded by a poisonous miasma.

EDIT: Is my sarcasm that hard to understand? o_O

[Moe]

Among other things. But their village is hard to find and harder to enter, as it is surrounded by a poisonous miasma.

thats not miasma...its something... else... its not called village of wind for no reason...

[etane]

This is basketball ninja, and I just perfected the black boys don't pass to asian baller ninjitsu.

[LadySage]

And I am the fangirl ninja! My powerful glomp attacks can squeeze the wind out of any of my foes, if they're not already scared away by my yaoi doujinshi defense, in which I draw them bishonen-ified and having sex with their comrades! HAHAHA!

[Two-twenty]

I shall be Jesus ninja, from the hidden village of Nazareth. I have some great techniques down-pat:

- Walking on water (Jesus ninja has great chakra control)

- Taijutsu
Taberunageru- A fierce fighting style which includes throwing of tables at oppponents

-Ninjutsu
Shōsen Jutsu- Mystical palm technique. Healing stuff and shit.
Sōzō Saisei- Creation rebirth. Coming back to life and shit.
Suiodayaka no jutsu- Calming oceans and shit.
Harem no jutsu- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Twotwenty/quagmire.gif

- Genjutsu
Suiwain no jutsu- creates the illusion of wine
Sakanapan no jutsu- creates illusions of bread and fish
Raputaa ni naru no jutsu- the ability to turn into a velociraptor raptor

- Fuin justu:
Oni kaiin- the ability to unseal demons
Kyori fuin- the ability to seal dogma into people

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Twotwenty/v.gif

[Javer]

And I am the fangirl ninja! My powerful glomp attacks can squeeze the wind out of any of my foes, if they're not already scared away by my yaoi doujinshi defense, in which I draw them bishonen-ified and having sex with their comrades! HAHAHA!

That is terrifying.

[LadySage]

That is terrifying.

Thank you. I try.

[Illjwamh]

I shall be Jesus ninja, from the hidden village of Nazareth. I have some great techniques down-pat:

- Walking on water (Jesus ninja has great chakra control)

- Taijutsu
Taberunageru- A fierce fighting style which includes throwing of tables at oppponents

-Ninjutsu
Sho¯sen Jutsu- Mystical palm technique. Healing stuff and shit.
So¯zo¯ Saisei- Creation rebirth. Coming back to life and shit.
Suiodayaka no jutsu- Calming oceans and shit.
Harem no jutsu- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Twotwenty/quagmire.gif

- Genjutsu
Suiwain no jutsu- creates the illusion of wine
Sakanapan no jutsu- creates illusions of bread and fish
Raputaa ni naru no jutsu- the ability to turn into a velociraptor raptor

- Fuin justu:
Oni kaiin- the ability to unseal demons
Kyori fuin- the ability to seal dogma into people

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Twotwenty/v.gif
Best ninja ever.

[Ghostmaster]

Yeah I'm from the new Ghost Village, where all the ninjas are ghosts and can't see them and they're ghosts. Don't come near me or i'll poof you are away. OOOOOO!

[Illjwamh]

Are you ghost ninja or ninja ghosts?

[genki sakura]

I am Chinpokomaru, from the Hidden Village of Play-Doh. We must kung-fu fight!


This is fun. :p
I love you, man.

I shall be Jesus ninja, from the hidden village of Nazareth. I have some great techniques down-pat:

- Walking on water (Jesus ninja has great chakra control)

- Taijutsu
Taberunageru- A fierce fighting style which includes throwing of tables at oppponents

-Ninjutsu
Sh?sen Jutsu- Mystical palm technique. Healing stuff and shit.
S?z? Saisei- Creation rebirth. Coming back to life and shit.
Suiodayaka no jutsu- Calming oceans and shit.
Harem no jutsu- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Twotwenty/quagmire.gif

- Genjutsu
Suiwain no jutsu- creates the illusion of wine
Sakanapan no jutsu- creates illusions of bread and fish
Raputaa ni naru no jutsu- the ability to turn into a velociraptor raptor

- Fuin justu:
Oni kaiin- the ability to unseal demons
Kyori fuin- the ability to seal dogma into people

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v486/Twotwenty/v.gif
Brilliant.


Um...hmm...ninja?

Screw being a ninja, I could never be a great ninja like Chinpokomaru or Jesus Ninja...instead...

I am Sailor Moon.

Oh wait...I forgot...

I'm Super Magical Ninja Girl Genki Sakura from the Hidden Village of the Silent Wind of Dumb.

[Ghostmaster]

Are you ghost ninja or ninja ghosts?
Hmmm didn't think about really.

[DarkKanti]

Are you ghost ninja or ninja ghosts?

The difference of course being that ghost ninja were ninjas who died and became ghost, and ninja ghosts started out as ghosts and then made a conscience decision to become a ninja. Or... Was it the other way around?

[tsiki]

I'm a gangsta ninja from the village of MC Rappa'. I'm completely immobilized due to the amount of gold on me, but also untouchable because no one has been known to make it alive past the ocean of extravagant cars, houses, yachts, and hoes that surround me. I live by soaking my nutrition from the bullets that were shot into me in my youth, although some legends say I died of overdose years ago.

[Tori]

i'm the the dark ninja.

HELLA YES

[Major Tom]

I am a Kitten Ninja From the Hidden Village of RAWRZ!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v333/tomeast/kittenninjaskillz.jpg

My skillz include:

Nap no jutsu! The ability to takea nap anywhere, anytime and still be comfortable and warm

Sha-nenigans! The ability to summon balls of wool and squeak toys, and fool my foes into a false sense of security with my cute playtime!

and finally.....

Hack no jutsu! To summon a sticky, smelly hairball and blast my foes away!

[punkusa20_2001]

point to darkkanti for the pirate ghost reference.