Haiku time!

[soundchazer]

Title: EMO ode to the AA forum.

Reading the forums,
eyes bleed in crimson torrents,
and the brain rots.

For youthful spark,
no longer source of wonder,
little joy provides.

[Pedro The Hutt]

Tokyo Tower
goes up in atomic rays
Here comes Gojira!

[Moe]

a flying white dove
a water waiding red leaf
beautiful nature

[AqueousMessage]

Down teenage tears
Come splater the art fourm
Aqueous sighes

[General Suburbia]

spoilers equal fun
do you really want to know?
spike spiegal is dead

[Freya]

Moo! Goes the big cow
Peep! Peep! Go the little chicks
Silent is the sloth.

*dramatic pose* oh the silence of the sloth kills my soul! SO BEAUTIFUL!

[Two-twenty]

spoilers equal fun
do you really want to know?
spike spiegal is dead

OMG bastard!!1!
plz use spoiler tags u noob
read teh FAQ

[Zelkiiro]

To write a haiku...
Requires a lot of thinking...
Damn! I think I've lost!

[General Suburbia]

OMG bastard!!1!
plz use spoiler tags u noob
read teh FAQroffle my waffle
post written for a reason
noob seeks attention

[Linuts]

I am in your thread
Trying to be witty, and-
Ah! Forget this sh!t.

[Ninja Realist]

desu desu desu
desu desu desu
desu desu des-

[Two-twenty]

roffle my waffle
post written for a reason
noob seeks attention
u shouldnt do that
they say the internet is:
serious business

[LadySage]

Anime brings me
great joy and great distraction.
Finals? Forget 'em.

[Neo-Hunter]

a leaf flies through the air
utter silence
wafting in the breeze
waiting to sleep.

[soundchazer]

a leaf flies through the air
utter silence
wafting in the breeze
waiting to sleep.

if you like haiku
you must remember all the rules
otherwise don't post.

[LadySage]

a leaf flies through the air
utter silence
wafting in the breeze
waiting to sleep.

Learn the meaning now
Or get the heck out of here
Go, you silly boy

[Pachinko]

You loud little brat.
Please stop yelling in the church.
Save it for mama.

[soundchazer]

Church is quite boring
If I went there every weekend
I would scream out too.

[Moe]

wtf is this?
i know not of what you speak...
he fell down, not up

[Akimichi Choji]

She's down in my heart,
She's come and gone twice before,
To leave me, once more.

[General Suburbia]

She's down in my heart,
She's come and gone twice before,
To leave me, once more.
You should go and die.
You should really stop this shit.
I thought we were through.

[Akimichi Choji]

You should go and die.
You should really stop this shit.
I thought we were through.
What is your problem?
This is a creative thread!
Death is at your door.

[soundchazer]

so much angst, oh boy!
where flamer becomes the flamed,
mystic banstick, on!

[LadySage]

What is your problem?
This is a creative thread!
Death is at your door.

We are all weary
Emo kills all of our souls
Quit now and grow up

[Two-twenty]

Craaaaaaaaaawling iiiiiin my skiiiiiin
these wooooounds they will not he~aaaaaaaaaaal
feeeeeeeear is hoooooooooow I faaaaaaaaall

[7Raven7]

suddenly I feel
the urge to burn, stab and break
two-twenty's IPOD

[UZ_white]

Ipods are evil
But not quite as evil as
Tomagotchi's are.

[LadySage]

Virtual pets died
The fad has long since ended
Just leave it buried

[General Suburbia]

eats potato chips
stares at the computer screen
sees only reruns

wow...random

[Senshi]

Senshi found this thread
Oh what fun haikus can be
posting before bed

interesting thoughts
blossoming from tired mind
inhibitions gone

too many emos
in the art thread it is true
but where else to whine?

Emo's mom and dad
ignore little child who cries
and treats them so bad

so they must EXPRESS!
let the words flow simple one!
Tell us your story!

Darkness, Sadness, pain
these are the things they write here
get a thesaurus...

life's reality
that it sucks for everyone
so go cut yourself.

FIN

[Pedro The Hutt]

I have to wonder
what will occur after this....
limerick mayhem?!

[Pachinko]

About the emos...
I find them irritating.
BTW, they suck.

I hate to label.
They willingly choose to be.
That is true sadness.

[LadySage]

I have to wonder
what will occur after this....
limerick mayhem?!

I kind of doubt that
Limericks require rhyming
This is just counting

[AqueousMessage]

Perdo you dork,
It is very ouvious...
Sonnet Slamfests!

[Akimichi Choji]

All of this yelling,
How it upsets me so much,
I think I'll go cry.

To each his own fame,
To all their own jealousy,
To you all my love.

[Pachinko]

I'm watching re-runs.
Alexis Arquette is cool.
Let's have a picnic!

[Sakaki Onsei]

Yomi ate curry
While Sakaki-san ate fish
Life imitates food

[LadySage]

Please let it end soon
Finals must be the closest thing
To what Hell is like

[sohryu]

I love the Asians
They are so very sexy
Please come to me des

<3

[Chocobo Breeder]

I love the Asians
They are so very sexy
Please come to me des

<3

Worst. Haiku. Ever.

[Dirty Harry]

The snow falls
It is cold outside
I am chilly

[sohryu]

Worst. Haiku. Ever.
Lies. How about you write one of your own, ehh?

[Chocobo Breeder]

Lies. How about you write one of your own, ehh?

Soh can't write Haikus
She just wants to sex asians
she is very odd

[LadySage]

Lies. How about you write one of your own, ehh?

Now, now, now children
This thread is not for fighting
Spread the haiku love

[Dirty Harry]

Shit. I fecked that up. FOUR SILL-A-BULLS.

Not three.

The rain pours 'round
The towel got really wet
I will not dry

There! I got it this time!

[sohryu]

Soh can't write Haikus
She just wants to sex asians
she is very odd
soh owns at haikus
soh is the haiku master
soh is not odd... ed

>___>

[LadySage]

Shit. I fecked that up. FOUR SILL-A-BULLS.

Not three.

The rain pours 'round
The towel got really wet
I will not dry

There! I got it this time!

Dumb Dirty Harry
Try to get the rhythm right
It's five-seven-five

[Dirty Harry]

Dumb Dirty Harry
Try to get the rhythm right
It's five-seven-five


Die you awful wretch
Really hope you burn in hell
Shit on your face bitch

[Chocobo Breeder]

Die you awful wretch
Really hope you burn in hell
Shit on your face bitch

That is so awful
and yet it's so very right
you're the man DH

[LadySage]

Die you awful wretch
Really hope you burn in hell
Shit on your face bitch

Now you're getting it
You got the syllables right
See? Five works better

[Ninja Realist]

Now you're getting it
You got the syllables right
See? Five works better

Four, nine, four, is
allowed too, so long as you have
eighteen sonant's

[silan]

You guys are psycho
Why can't there ever be peace?
No love on AA.

[Senshi]

Why should there be love
when everyone dies alone?
Succumb to the hate...


*edit*
Oh noes, Im guilty
of crappy emo haiku
I'll go cut myself.

God loves Irony
It's the divine comedy
to be blind to truth.

[sohryu]

I will not succumb
The hate will not consume me
I win the battle

[Chocobo Breeder]

Four, nine, four, is
allowed too, so long as you have
eighteen sonant's

eighteen eh?

5+7+5 = 17
4+9+4 = 17

Good math

[silan]

Four, nine, four, is
allowed too, so long as you have
eighteen sonant's

Awesome English too
What the hell is a sonant?
I'm afraid you fail.

:D

[Ninja Realist]

Awesome English too
What the hell is a sonant?
I'm afraid you fail.

:D

My english is fine.
Sonant is a synonym.
For a consonant.

[Akimichi Choji]

My dog is real cool,
My dog can jump really high,
I hate my dumb dog.

[General Suburbia]

Now, now, now children
This thread is not for fighting
Spread the haiku love
Fighting is awesome
Fighting is permitable
Long as it's haiku

[Illjwamh]

I wrote a haiku
It was about a haiku
It was pretty lame

[silan]

My english is fine.
Sonant is a synonym.
For a consonant.
That's not quite correct.
Sonant is a syllable
Without a vowel.


.... Errr... but it is usually used as an adjective. Or something.

[Illjwamh]

You've almost got it
The right word is sonarant
As far as I know

[General Suburbia]

Sleep is for the weak
Procrastination...nation
I love not working

[Phate]

It becomes quite stiff,
Fires off with great vigor,
I need a towel

[Sakaki Onsei]

Pizza in my hand
Phil Collins on radio
Dormmate goes insane


(BWAHAHAHAH)

[sohryu]

Trolling some forums
Gets boring after a while
Gosh I love AA

:)

[Two-twenty]

I wrote a haiku
It was about a haiku
It was pretty lame
I wrote a haiku
It was about ass kicking
It really kicked ass

[Sakaki Onsei]

Osaka made beer
Chiyo chugged it down quickly
Tomo cleans the puke

[Illjwamh]

It becomes quite stiff,
Fires off with great vigor,
I need a towel
Oh, man, that's nasty.
Should that be allowed in here?
Is my mind dirty?

[Akimichi Choji]

I do not like that,
Especially on AA,
That's just not right here.

[Pachinko]

Hold on now, people.
Poetry or confession?
Hold on, I'm confused.

[LadySage]

Like that one Buffy
When it comes to confession
Haikus are like songs

[Akimichi Choji]

One time I confessed,
That I touched myself alot,
Now I don't see priests.

[Natsuke Takeda]

The professors scream
Emotion fills this forum
Sullen cries of KHAAANNNN!

[Himeno]

Beautiful Pictures
Filled With A Lot Of Colors
That Is Anime
____________________________
I just made it up, so it might not be that good.
though, I hope you like it!:love:

[Tyrdium]

Stupid people post.
Much spam. Caremeter zero.
Why aren't you banned yet?

[AqueousMessage]

Don't be harsh
She is only a freshman
Why aren't you banned yet?

XP

[ant]

I just woke up now.
Nothing like Nescafe to,
brighten my mornings

[General Suburbia]

Stupid people post.
Much spam. Caremeter zero.
Why aren't you banned yet?
Yes, we used to care.
Years pass, now we're all cynics.
I love these forums.

[7Raven7]

twelve-twenty at night,
I find one use for Haikus:
Cures insomnia

[Two-twenty]

I am Sam, I am,
With a side of haiku spam.
* me bumps up post count

[Pachinko]

i watch the child
as it posts utter nonsense
boy, how nitwitted.

then again, I think
that everyone has their day
when the world is dull

[Jeannie]

No love on AA?
End discrimination now.
Hate everybody.

[Syner]

High up in the sky
Gazing Peacefully
At the land below

As the clock ticks on
and I fall slowly behind
Time waits for noone

[Nicotine]

I managed to get this published it the Haiku Headlines. They edited it though, here's the unedited version.
The Bee

The bee flies, buzz! buzz!
A big pretty sunflower
gleaming in it’s eyes.

[Nicotine]

another one...
Puppy Love
He’s oblivious
to the crush she has on him
as he walks past her.

[Pachinko]

No love on AA?
End discrimination now.
Hate everybody.

What the hell are you
going on and on about?
Hate sucks. Period.

[sohryu]

Hate is not so bad
If you can control yourself
Take my word for it

[Pachinko]

Hate is not so bad
If you can control yourself
Take my word for it
I'll take your word, dear.
Importantly, who killed this thread?
It had been good fun.

[silan]

What's up with your post?
You are more than six months late.
Learn to let it go.

:D