Discover your battle cry

[KingMissile9]

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling over the icy wasteland! It is KingMissile9, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a vengeful cry, his voice cometh:

"This one's for you, mom! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!"

http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php?usrname=KingMissile9&sex=m
hit the submit button to find your battle cry then post the link. we need to know what you would yell while holding what weapon in what place

[JOJO]

http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php?usrname=JOJO&sex=m
I dont get it :confused: , and i dont even know if that's humanly possible.

Edit: what?, i suddenly post in your thread and you thought about spamming?, i havent done such a thing....in this thread....yet.

[KingMissile9]

sorry i didn't say this earlier but NO SPAM OR I WILL CLOSE THIS THREAD

[Saya-biki]

O-Okay...
Saya-biki
http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php?usrname=Saya-biki&sex=m

and now-only saya
http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php?usrname=Saya&sex=m


and now a name I have on a different site...
http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php?usrname=Poop+man&sex=m

wow...so sword=spanking

[Cherika]

Sprinting through the icy wasteland, attacking with a mighty sword, cometh Cherika! And she gives a low roar:

"As sure as predators devour prey, the enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!"

[Zero]

"I'm seriously going to spank you into the danger zone, then bake cookies!!"

[Moe]

i wish leroy jenkins was a battle cry option......

[Itachi Uchiha]

My battle cry according to that site is -

"I'm going to bruise you beyond mortal comprehension!!"

Click Here (http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php?usrname=Itachi+Uchiha&sex=m)

[genki sakura]

Lo! Who is that, striding on the tarmac! It is Genki Sakura, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a vengeful roar, her voice cometh:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I bring darkness and mayhem faster than the super-flu!!"

um...riiiight....I'd probably be dead before I even get to 'darkness'.

[Moe]

i still think LEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY JJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNKINSSSSSSSS pwns all of those battle cries......

[Itachi Uchiha]

i still think LEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY JJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNKINSSSSSSSS pwns all of those battle cries......
That battle cry doesn't work unless you have an idiot named Leyroy Jenkins around though.

[Freya]

Zang! Who is that, sprinting out of the tarmac! It is Freya, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! She howls vengefully:

"I'm going to bludgeon you with such zeal, you will see ultraviolet!"


hahahaha.... i love it... i say "zeal" AND "ultraviolet" thats frickin cool... :p

[Moe]

i still think LEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY JJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNKINSSSSSSSS pwns all of those battle cries......
That battle cry doesn't work unless you have an idiot named Leyroy Jenkins around though.


i have a friend named leroy..... and another friend who has a last name jenkins........ but not both...... but they're both idiots.......

but still that battle cry pwns all others.....

[nirvana beyond stupidity]

interesting: "I'm seriously going to **** you so hard, your timbers will shiver!!!"
http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php?usrname=sorehodo+demo&sex=m
timbers eh?

[Liegenschonheit]

Rampaging amidst the terrain, attacking with a meaty axe, cometh Liegenschonheit! And she gives a vengeful howl:

"For the love of beatings, I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!!"

I...I love beatings <3
And meaty axes. :cute

[Luggles]

Sprinting on the cliffs, brandishing a studded crowbar, cometh SLUT! And he gives an ominous roar:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!!"

[LadySage]

Stalking over the desert, swinging a mighty sword, cometh LadySage! And she gives a cruel cry:

"I'm going to bruise you into the danger zone!!"

Pfft, I want to say discombobulate.

[sohryu]

Sprinting amidst the tarmac, swinging an oversized scalpel, cometh Sohryu! And she gives a spectacular howl:

"I'm seriously going to pummel you faster than the speed of sound!"

Um..yes..pummel. I don't think I've heard anyone say that word...ever...in the entire 19 years that I've lived...ever! Oh well, if it says so, I guess...

By the way, shizukuchan, I'm still laughing my a** off at "humongo sausage".

[DarkKanti]

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I plunder like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!!"

rawrz

[Ritalin]

Sprinting on the cliffs, brandishing a studded crowbar, cometh SLUT! And he gives an ominous roar:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!!"

XD!

Mine isn't funny. :(

Zang! Who is that, skulking through the tarmac! It is Ritalin, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a gutteral cry, her voice cometh:

"For the love of beatings, I destroy all in my path like a mad dog who can only get madder!!!"

[Two-twenty]

Striding on the steppes, clutching a studded crowbar, cometh Twotwenty! And he gives a booming grunt:

"I'm going to f*ck you into the fast lane!"

Man, I rule. :headbang:

edit
Oh yeah! And there's the one for my other internet alias "roger_explosion":

Lo! Who is that, rampaging amidst the cliffs! It is Roger_explosion, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a gutteral cry, his voice cometh:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! Skulls will be f*cked for Satan!!"

... that one's less cool. 0_o

[PsychoSaiya-jin]

sorry i didn't say this earlier but NO SPAM OR I WILL CLOSE THIS THREAD
SPAM SPAM SPAM (doesn't this thread count as it anyhow? *sigh*)

SPAM:
Sprinting across the steppes, wielding two hardened pitas, cometh SPAM! And he gives a gutteral scream:

"I'm going to punch you so badly, you will wake up from the Matrix!!!"

http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php?usrname=PsychoSaiya-Jin&sex=m

Zang! Who is that, prowling amidst the plains! It is PsychoSaiya-Jin, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He cries apocalyptically:

"I'm going to punch you so utterly, Buddha will explode!!"

or..

Yea, verily: Who is that, running along the mountains! It is PSJ, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He howls ominously:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!"

Yeah, that's me alright :)

i still think LEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY JJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNKINSSSSSSSS pwns all of those battle cries......
Striding out of the tarmac, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh Leeeroy Jenkins! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I feel like chicken tonight!!"

[Elric]

Elric:
Hark! Who is that, sprinting amidst the mini-mall parking lot! It is Elric, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a bloodthirsty grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pummel you with such disregard for common sense, your timbers will shiver!!!"

Dennis: (real name)

Striding through the steppes, carrying a mighty sword, cometh Dennis! And he gives a booming howl:

"I'm going to f*** you for such a long time, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!!!"

Geez im too brutal

[Tremolo]

Running out of the cliffs, swinging a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Tremolo! And he gives an ominous roar:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I carve into flesh until my loins find satisfaction!!!"

(http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php?usrname=Tremolo&sex=m)

Dude...A SHARPENED SCREWDRIVER BIZNITCHES!

[Yurika Star]

Sprinting amidst the plains, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Yurika Star! And he gives a spectacular grunt:

"I'm going to funk you until time and space have no meaning, then steal your lederhosen!!!"

That is so true.

[PsychoSaiya-jin]

Rampaging across the mountains, wielding a studded crowbar, cometh Sexual Harrassment Panda! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, no flesh shall be spared!"
http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php?usrname=Sexual+Harrassment+Panda&sex=m

[Dirty Harry]

Everybody got kind of cool ones..

Striding over the tarmac, brandishing a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Dirty Harry! And he gives an ominous howl:

"I'm going to brutalize you so painfully, you will polymorph into Cthulhu!!

....Cthulhu.... and a motha funkin chainlink fence? .... I'll revert to Bruce Lee noises before you hear this come out of my mouth as I'm about to enter battle....

[AqueousMessage]

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!"

Doesn't get any better than bloody destiny.

[Phate]

Hark! Who is that, skulking over the tarmac! It is Phate, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He bellows vengefully:

"I'm going to spank you so forcibly, you'll age fifty years!!"

Erm...

[KingMissile9]

yeah, deathstarguy
Hark! Who is that, prowling amidst the mountains! It is Deathstarguy, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He grunts mightily:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I carve into flesh like a sentient bulldozer!!"

[Cherika]

interesting: "I'm seriously going to **** you so hard, your timbers will shiver!!!"
http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php?usrname=sorehodo+demo&sex=m
timbers eh?
by far the best one! ownage!

[darylcrowe]

For darylcrowe (http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php?usrname=darylcrowe&sex=m)

Or for my AnimeOnline Alais, Animecrowe (http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php?usrname=animecrowe&sex=m)

[KingMissile9]

interesting: "I'm seriously going to **** you so hard, your timbers will shiver!!!"
http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.ph...hodo+demo&sex=m
timbers eh?


by far the best one! ownage!by far the best one! ownage!
i have to agree

[Soleta]

"Carai an Caldazar! Carai an Ellisande! Al Ellisande..." ah shit wrong battle cry.


Striding amidst the mini-mall parking lot, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Soleta! And she gives a low bellow:
"I'm going to f*** you so painfully, Buddha will explode!!"


ha! Bet that's a +4 vorpal jeweled meat hammer of Melf's Acid Trip! or.. Phantasmal Spork?

[silan]

Prowling amidst the freeway, brandishing a thorned whip, cometh Silan! And she gives a cruel roar:

"I'm going to transmogrify everything you hold dear!!"

:whip:

[UZ_white]

Who is that, stalking over the terrain! It is UZ, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He bellows mightily:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I destroy all in my path until my loins find satisfaction!!"

Yep, those good old loins... -.^

[Neo-Hunter]

I'm going to **** you so painfully, you'll age fifty years!!" That was the greatest thing i ever heard.

[Soleta]

Prowling amidst the freeway, brandishing a thorned whip, cometh Silan! And she gives a cruel roar:

"I'm going to transmogrify everything you hold dear!!"

:whip:


This could quite possibly be the worst form of threat to a guy... :sly:

[Major Tom]

This one for Major Tom

Skulking along the desert, brandishing a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Major Tom! And he gives a booming bellow:

"I'm going to contort you to the moon and back, and plunge you into financial ruin!!!"

mmm.....meat hammer.

For Ornagy Tom (my RO username)

Rampaging across the candy store, brandishing a reflective halberd, cometh Ornagy Tom! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!!"

Ooh, that sounds nasty, and painful too.

And for my real name....

Running out of the mountains, attacking with a burning branch, cometh Thomas East! And he gives a gutteral howl:

"I'm going to punch you until you pee fire!!"

I like that one the best. XD

[Readordie]

Running along the freeway, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh ReadorDie! And he gives a cruel grunt:

"I'm going to pulverize you until you're pissing shit, and add a notch to my bedpost!!!"

[Admiral Ackbar]

Striding along the icy wasteland, swinging a thorned whip, cometh Admiral Ackbar! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:

IT'S A TRAP!!!

[vannillabean15]

Skulking over the wasteland, wielding a burning branch, cometh VannillaBean15! And she gives a vengeful bellow:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"

yay! I'm like Sound Chazer

[I_am_I]

Striding over the fields, carrying a mighty sword, cometh I! And she gives a gutteral scream:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I shall traumatize the entire planet!"

Badass.

[Moe]

this battle cry is wrong in everyway possible....... i seriously got this as a result, i sh!t you not........

Skulking out of the tundra, wielding two hardened pitas, cometh Your Momma! And she gives a gutteral roar:

"I'm going to Fukc you until time and space have no meaning!!!"

[Saya-biki]

Skulking over the wasteland, wielding a burning branch, cometh VannillaBean15! And she gives a vengeful bellow:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"

yay! I'm like Sound Chazer

interesting...

hmm...I wonder if SC needs an apprentice
I know that arc is over, but a spin-off, Dr. SC's Apprentice! Genius!

and so I'm not off-topic

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting on the steppes! It is Saya-biki, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He roars mightily:

"I'm seriously going to pound you like a first grade teacher!!!"
the others are on the first page...

and special treat
Hark! Who is that, skulking along the tarmac! It is Jonathan, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a low roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to bruise you into a fine spicy powder!"

and
Hark! Who is that, running through the freeway! It is Jon, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a bloodthirsty bellow, his voice cometh:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I slice through beating hearts until there is no more hope!!!"

[KingMissile9]

The only reason she knows about SC is the fact that she's my sister. She has had an account since dec. and her first post was on this thread but it didn't even count since it's on the miscellaneous forum.

my real nickname is gus:
Skulking across the freeway, clutching a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Gus! And he gives a booming bellow:

"I'm going to firetruckuck you past the point of no return!!"

[jiffyjimbothe3]

Yea, verily: Who is that, striding on the icy wasteland! It is Jiffyjimbothe3, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He bellows thunderously:

"Hail the blood-letting! I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!"

Lovely.

[KingMissile9]

Yea, verily: Who is that, striding on the icy wasteland! It is Jiffyjimbothe3, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He bellows thunderously:

"Hail the blood-letting! I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!"

Lovely.
cheep beer. MMMMMMMM

[jiffyjimbothe3]

Running across the tarmac, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh Varlo! And he gives a bloodthirsty roar:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!"


Sprinting through the hotel lobby, swinging a burning branch, cometh DarkRiley! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm going to spank you so forcibly, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!!"

Sorry, I just had to do two more.

[KingMissile9]

Who is that, skulking out of the desert! It is Oliver, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with an ominous grunt, his voice cometh:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I shall avenge my ancestors!"

heh, that makes me sound black

[KidKolt]

Who is that, running out of the wasteland! It is Kidkolt, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a booming bellow, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to torment you so heinously, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!"

[sakura_blossom]

Striding through the fields, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a thorned whip, cometh Sakura_blossom! And she gives a vengeful howl:

"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!"


...I am left speechless after this.

[AnimeOutlaw]

"AnimeOutlaw" gave me:

Rampaging on the hotel lobby, swinging a meaty axe, cometh Anime Outlaw! And he gives a low cry:

"In the name of malice, man, that's some good coffee!!"

"Kojimon" is another name I use:

Sprinting on the desert, attacking with buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Kojimon! And he gives a spectacular bellow:

"I'm going to smack you like a rabid gangsta bitch!!!"

These are as weird as hell.

I used my real name next, and this one's just Kinky:

Zang! Who is that, sprinting along the tarmac! It is Jae, hands clutching a thorned whip! He grunts mightily:

"I'm going to spank you until your rump glows, and throw you out the window!"

[Illjwamh]

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking amidst the candy store! It is Illjwamh, hands clutching a meaty axe! He screams homicidally:

"I'm going to beat you with such zeal, you will not be able to see straight!!"

http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php?usrname=Illjwamh&sex=m

[Senshi]

Striding out of the cliffs, attacking with two hardened pitas, cometh Senshi! And he gives a cruel scream:

"This one's for you, mom! I sow darkness and discord with reckless abandon!"

Pitas? well I am the Greasy Gyro after all so it makes sense...

or perhaps...

Lo! Who is that, rampaging over the fields! It is Orochi Jin, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a booming roar, his voice cometh:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!!"

[Javer]

"Prowling over the candy store, swinging buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Javer! And he gives a low roar:

'In the name of Thor the Mighty, I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!'"

Hot.

[isolatedotaku]

"I'm seriously going to beat you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!"

I like it. I wonder if this would be effective while playing chess...

[Akimichi Choji]

http://chaz.bdmonkeys.net/battle.php?usrname=Akimichi+Choji&sex=m

Thats right, not just a bitch. But the Bitchiest bitch.

[gdavall2003]

Sprinting along the mini-mall parking lot, wielding a burning branch, cometh Gdavall2003! And he gives a booming roar:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"

Sweet!

[AqueousMessage]

Skulking on the wasteland, clutching a vorpal blade, cometh AqueousMessage! And he gives a low bellow:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!"


Amazingly, that actually sounds like something I would say.

[Kitsurai]

Skulking on the mini-mall parking lot, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh Kitsurai! And he gives a booming bellow:

"I'm going to hack into your brain, and type rm -rf !!!"


WHAT?

[TonoTheHero]

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting amidst the mini-mall parking lot! It is TonoTheHero, hands clutching a mighty sword! He screams gutterally:

"I'm seriously going to brutalize you beyond capacity, and then some!"

I rather like the one from my real name

"I'm going to torment you so painfully, you will wake up from the Matrix!!"

[Zirilan]

Striding out of the icy wasteland, attacking with a mighty sword, cometh Zirilan! And he gives a booming roar:

"I'm going to bruise you backwards in time!!!"

Hey, what's not to like about icy wastelands? And swords?

Wow, my lastname has an interesting battle cry...

Zang! Who is that, stalking across the desert! It is Zirilan, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a cruel grunt, his voice cometh:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I destroy all in my path until my glands are satisfied!!"

[Risen Hell Fire]

"I'm going to torment you all the way to Wackersdorf, and throw you out the airplane door!!!" (Risen hell fire)
"I'm going to bludgeon you faster than the speed of sound!!!" (Risen Hell Fire)
"I'm seriously going to contort you until you purr like a bitch-kitten!!" (risen hell fire)

That is some odd crap.

[soundchazer]

"For the love of beatings, I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!!"